Goofy stuff on the web

[Van Basten II]

Reason number 64578 for remembering that you should always be a good sport.

[Jazzmoose]

Ouch. And he comes back for another swing...

[Chalupa]

New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths

December 7, 2009 | Issue 45•50

MINNEAPOLIS—A study published Monday in The Journal Of Child Psychology And Psychiatry has concluded that an estimated 98 percent of children under the age of 10 are remorseless sociopaths with little regard for anything other than their own egocentric interests and pleasures.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_s...s_most_children

[Van Basten II]

Anyone wants to give him a hand ?

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cas/1500976791.html

[Jazzmoose]

"No nerds"?

[Van Basten II]

Another classic from the ad company who delivered my previous post

[Serioza]

http://www.gamaniak.com/video-4781-haut-ailes-petit-oiseau.html

http://www.eatpes.com/human_skateboard.html

Edited January 8, 2010 by Serioza

[Van Basten II]

Not interesting enough to start a thread about it but amusing enough to be worth a post.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/vh1_reality_show_bus_crashes_in

Edited January 8, 2010 by Van Basten II

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

....Goofy Crazy stuff on the web

Togo Withdraws From African Cup of Nations After Attack

"A lot of times soccer around the globe sets itself up for ridicule by American fans that are predisposed to mock the sport.

Friday's machine gun attack of the Togo national team by Angolan rebels in the Cabinda region that left three dead, is without question the saddest story in recent soccer memory, as well as the most disturbing one as well."

[Chalupa]

looking for someone special

http://houston.craigslist.org/muc/1532514852.html

who would kill my drummer for $100.00. do not fear any negative consequences for this act. any self respecting law enforcement agency would gladly turn the other cheek once they hear this guy "play". I am tired of hearing his 70's style fills put in the wrong spot and ending one half beat early or late depending on how much he's had to drink. I am tired of him standing up behind his drums between songs and ripping his shirt off and flexing his muscles at wedding receptions where we were hired to play Air Supply, carpenters , and ann murray songs because "chicks dig the pecs, dude". I am tired of him showing up 20 minutes late for rehearsals then pouting until someone helps him load in his drums, then taking 30 minutes to set them up and needing a smoke break every 15 minutes, then wanting to leave early because"this chick is so fine, I can't say no, and she knows record people dude, so it's for the band" I am totally done with him calling me up at midnight to play me some damned jazz fusion album from 1981, crying and saying how we shouldn't have sold out to "the man"and asking if I know anyone who can get him some weed knowing full well I smoked twice in 69 and never touched it after that. I am sick of him farting on stage where the drum mics pick it up and thinking this shit is funny. I am tired of kicking off slow ballads at well under 80 bpm only to have them morph into the methamphetimine version of flight of the bumble bee, because that's the tempo he "feels" it at. I am tired of having to carry jumper cables to the gig because "I must have left the dome light on again, dude"instead of admitting his 84 oldsmobile is a worn out piece of crap. I am tired of him asking when he's gonna get a drum solo. I am tired of paying his tab at restaurants because "that chick must have stole my wallet man, but it was worth it 'cause she was a phreak". I will not move my amp again so he can put another new cymbal on the stage, because "when we learn some fusion i'll need this sound".........please somebody kill this motherfucker. i can't do it because he's my brother and mom would be so pissed off even though she thinks the band would probably sound better too. besides, if you are good at killing drummers, you could probably make a lot of money in this town.

[Van Basten II]

Finally a hockey fan that you'd like to meet Warning NSFW

The greatest hockey fan ever.

Edited January 18, 2010 by Van Basten II

[Jazzmoose]

Well, if the fans had done that in Winnepeg...

[Van Basten II]

Well, if the fans had done that in Winnepeg...

The team wouldn't have lasted a week there

[mikeweil]

Need an idea for a gift?

http://blogofwishes.com/weird-things/dvd-rewinder/

[Ted O'Reilly]

Need an idea for a gift?

http://blogofwishes.com/weird-things/dvd-rewinder/

That's a rip-off! I find that I can use my CD rewinder on DVDs -- it works beautifully. No need to spend more money...

[Noj]

Great card trick...

[Van Basten II]

What to do when Valentine's day is the samevday than the football game

http://www.pumahardchorus.com/

Listen to both versions.

[Van Basten II]

[Shawn]

[aparxa]

http://www.wat.tv/video/thelonious-monk-i-mean-you-28vi9_28vib_.html Edited February 26, 2010 by aparxa

[Van Basten II]

[Van Basten II]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD2ARRee35c&feature=player_embedded

Creepy very creepy

[Jazzmoose]

Is this guy behind bars?

[Van Basten II]

Dind't remember that but he was a Toronto Blue Jays broadcaster., he sure didn't behave that way aroung George Bell. Just read that the show was co-hosted with his wife and his kids used to be involved in the show as well. His wife divorced him, wonder why

Apparently he passed away but I have no confirmation. Can't even find a Wikipedia page on him.

[Van Basten II]