Chrome Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Rhino gets amorous with car Thursday, April 22, 2004 Posted: 9:16 AM EDT (1316 GMT) LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A rampant rhinoceros gave a group of visitors a glimpse of nature in the raw at a British safari park when he tried to have sex with their car. Sharka, a two-ton white rhino, got amorous with Dave Alsop's car when he stopped with three friends to take pictures of the animal mating with his partner Trixie at the West Midland Safari Park. The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side, denting the doors and ripping off the wing mirrors before Dave drove away with a puffing Sharka in pursuit. "He was a big boy and obviously aroused," Alsop told the Sun newspaper on Thursday. "He sidled up against us. The next thing I know he's banging away at the car and it's rocking like hell." A spokeswoman for the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals" on its Web site, said Sharka was a hit with the female rhinos and had fathered two calves in the last five years. "He's got a bit of a reputation this lad and he was obviously at it again," she added. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 A Renault? If he'd have played his cards right, he could have gotten a Hummer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7/4 Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 The 12-year-old rhino tried to mount the Renault Laguna from the side......"rhinos are not particularly intelligent animals".... Well DUH! Any male with half a brain would have gone for the exhaust pipe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 Reminds me of ye olde Spanish Fly/stickshift story! Minus the Spanish fly and stickshift, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted April 22, 2004 Report Share Posted April 22, 2004 typical case of autoeroticism, if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_forumlogo.png.a607ef20a6e0c299ab2aa6443aa1f32e.png)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.