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Do you ever find yourself sounding like your father?

or...

your mother? :P:lol:

Reminds me of an old George Carlin line:

Exasperated parent of divorced child:

"I have TRIED to be both a mother and a father to you"

Snotty kid:

"Oh yeah, well then go F yourself"

:w

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Do you ever find yourself sounding like your father?

or...

your mother?  :P  :lol:

Reminds me of an old George Carlin line:

Exasperated parent of divorced child:

"I have TRIED to be both a mother and a father to you"

Snotty kid:

"Oh yeah, well then go F yourself"

:w

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Would you like to super size it for an extra quarter?

Or-"Do fries go with that shake?".

Why do they call it a shake?

It's not moving or anything. :P

Reminds me of a story a girlfriend once told me. They were at McDonalds for an appearance of Ronald McDonald and his friends. It was a hot day, so the guy in the Grimace suit passed out. All the kids thought the Grimace had died.

How's that for trauma? :lol:

And, what the heck is a Grimace anyway?

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