Dan Gould Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Couldn't resist after Sangrey's Have You Ever Seen a Big Band thread. Quote
Chrome Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I think you're time away from the political boards is starting to get to you, Dan ... Quote
A Lark Ascending Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Why is this in the Miscellaneous Music section? I don't understand. Sorry, I'm British. Quote
Philip Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Hope this is not going to be another "Horace Parlan" style thread. Quote
Philip Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Although the Shirley tag is halfway there. Quote
Noj Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Do you like to watch movies about gladiators? Quote
Chuck Nessa Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I've seen dozens without clothes, but only a couple naked (and they were fully covered). Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Ain't noboby here even been to a nudist colony?? Quote
couw Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Or taken a bath! you bathe with your eyes open? woa! Quote
jazzbo Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Don't call me Shirley! Man oh man my Driver's Ed teacher was named Shirley. Shirley Wilson. Manliest of men--bald, rich dark crop of hair all down his arms and poking out of his shirt. I bet he slugged a lot of guys in his time! Quote
Noj Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 You know what it's like to fall down...in the mud...and get kicked...in the head...with an iron boot? Of course you don't Striker, forget that part, skip that part! Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Can it be oneself, or does it have to be someone other then that? Quote
tonym Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 If we're not talking about that brilliant film 'Grown Man Naked' then yes. Lots, we used to get lots coming through the mortuary. BTW that film might be a R18 over on your side of the pond. Quote
Dan Gould Posted April 14, 2004 Author Report Posted April 14, 2004 The reference is to Airplane! Quote
RDK Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Man oh man my Driver's Ed teacher was named Shirley. Shirley Wilson. Manliest of men--bald, rich dark crop of hair all down his arms and poking out of his shirt. I bet he slugged a lot of guys in his time! Damn, Lon, sounds just like my Driver's Ed guy. He went by - believe it or not - "Sailor." Quote
jazzbo Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I tell you, he was a good instructor. The fact that I haven't driven a vehicle in six years has NOTHING to do with him! Sailor? Wow. Quote
Big Al Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin' glue..... Quote
Alexander Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 "What do you make of this?" "Well, I can make a hat...or a broach..." Quote
rachel Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Reporter: "What kind of plane is it?" Johnny: " Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!" Quote
scottb Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Quote
ghost of miles Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 "Excuse me, stewardess... I speak jive." Quote
Jazzmoose Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I think you're time away from the political boards is starting to get to you, Dan ... No, when that happens, the poll will be "Have you ever seen a naked man groan?" Quote
AfricaBrass Posted April 14, 2004 Report Posted April 14, 2004 I think you're time away from the political boards is starting to get to you, Dan ... No, when that happens, the poll will be "Have you ever seen a naked man groan?" Just be careful with that naked man poll! You'll poke someone's eye out. Quote
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