Weird News Tonight (or Today!!!!!)

[JSngry]

Both of them!

[GA Russell]

Ford has filed for a patent which will allow them to remotely shut down your car (or a part of it) if you are behind in your payments.

Miss a Car Payment and Ford’s Patent Could Shut Off Your A/C (yahoo.com)

[sonnymax]

On 1/25/2023 at 3:49 PM, JSngry said:

Weird and/or funny shit only, please. Or else!

22 hours ago, GA Russell said:

Walmart has decided to close all its stores in Portland, Oregon.

17 hours ago, GA Russell said:

Ford has filed for a patent which will allow them to remotely shut down your car (or a part of it) if you are behind in your payments.

Do you not understand the theme of this thread, or do you just not give a damn?

Edited March 5, 2023 by sonnymax

[HutchFan]

10 minutes ago, sonnymax said:

Do you not understand the theme of this thread, or do you just not give a damn?

Yes.  This!  

 

[sonnymax]

Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings, saying 'boneless wings' are actually just chicken nuggets

[Dan Gould]

https://nypost.com/2023/03/10/florida-dad-shoots-naked-man-in-bed-with-teen-daughter-cops/

Apparently literally went into wrong bedroom, didn't sexually assault the young woman.  

She should have handled it like my sister did when I was 13 and she was 17 and had to share a bed on vacation in Newport, RI:  "touch me and I'll kick you where you live." OK maybe not the same thing but if she told Dad that he hadn't touched her ...

[sonnymax]

'Poop-themed dog toys' shaped like whiskey bottles face Supreme Court trademark showdown

[Ken Dryden]

A strange reason to kill someone...it must have bugged her.

https://www.chattanoogan.com/2023/3/22/466102/Attorney-Says-Fatal-Stabbing-Came-After.aspx

30 minutes ago, sonnymax said:

'Poop-themed dog toys' shaped like whiskey bottles face Supreme Court trademark showdown

It will be interesting to see how this case turns out. If the defendant company hadn't used the word Tennessee, they might have avoided the lawsuit.

 

Given that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals is usually the most overturned court, I have my doubts that VIP will win this case.

Edited March 22, 2023 by Ken Dryden

[sonnymax]

A startup says it made a jumbo meatball using the genetic sequence of the mammoth

[sonnymax]

Michigan man assaults clerk with frozen fish, officials say.

“I never thought I’d have to say this, but if you assault someone with a fish in our county you will be prosecuted,” an official said.

[GA Russell]

New York City has a new (what the press are calling) Rat Czar...The Director of Rodent Migration.

[Ken Dryden]

There are some strange people running businesses, but it will be interest how the lawsuits in this case are resolved.:

https://thisistrue.com/weenie/?awt_a=6Ckr&awt_l=MIOW6&awt_m=K5iuP0ZUNyAPkr

[sonnymax]

The White House grounds are safe after a toddler breached the fence

 

Not as innocent as you might think

[Kevin Bresnahan]

16 hours ago, sonnymax said:

The White House grounds are safe after a toddler breached the fence

 

Not as innocent as you might think

I heard it was the granddaughter of Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota. Daily Mail: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem sparks outrage after telling NRA her ONE-year-old granddaughter 'already has a shotgun and rifle'

[sonnymax]

You're kinda making it political. Eso no es bueno mi amigo pelirrojo.

[sonnymax]

NYC woman sentenced to 21 years for trying to kill her lookalike with a poisoned cheesecake

Me: "Yuck, this has mold on it."

My Dad: "Eat around it!"

[BillF]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/apr/26/nude-landlord-sunbathing-germany-frankfurt-rent-withheld-court-rules

[BillF]

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2023/may/01/banana-drama-hungry-south-korean-student-eats-120000-artwork

[T.D.]

From https://www.cyclingnews.com/races/la-vuelta-femenina-2023/stage-1/results/

2023 La Vuelta Femenina Stage 1 (Team Time Trial) Results:

Pos          Team                                                     Time

1.     Team Jumbo-Visma                           18:03

2.     Canyon/SRAM Racing                          +01

...

23.    Farto-BTC Women's Cycling Team +3:22

 

The tail-end team was rather far behind. Perhaps they weren't going "full gas". 😄

[Dmitry]

I'm assuming someone will still masturbate to these images, just as they did thirty five years ago, when she orgasmed in that When Harry Met Sally scene. Just won't be me...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12046713/Meg-Ryan-61-looks-unrecognisable-public-outing-six-months.html

I mean, what would drive you to have a procedure that'll leave you looking like Mickey Rourke? 

[sonnymax]

44 minutes ago, Dmitry said:

I'm assuming someone will still masturbate to these images, just as they did thirty five years ago, when she orgasmed in that When Harry Met Sally scene. Just won't be me...I mean, what would drive you to have a procedure that'll leave you looking like Mickey Rourke? 

Not funny, just cruel.

[Dan Gould]

I think it's unfortunate Meg is so insecure as to have so much work done ... but what was shocking to me is to discover that she and Tracy Pollan - MJ Fox's wife - are the same age. Either Pollan has the genes or she's got a better doctor but I know who's aged well and who hasn't.

[JSngry]

Mikey gives that Back To The Future luvvin, maybe? 

1 hour ago, sonnymax said:

Not funny, just cruel.

Not just cruel, stupid, period. 

[Dmitry]

17 minutes ago, Dan Gould said:

I think it's unfortunate Meg is so insecure as to have so much work done ... but what was shocking to me is to discover that she and Tracy Pollan - MJ Fox's wife - are the same age. Either Pollan has the genes or she's got a better doctor but I know who's aged well and who hasn't.

Some people really NEED facial plastic surgery. Survivors of car accidents, burn victims, birth defects, tumors, etc.  This is, however, grotesque. What's the end goal here? If it's looking good, then it didn't quite succeed...

[Ken Dryden]

Did Meg Ryan also have substance abuse issues? That could contribute to her aging. Every time I see plastic surgery like Ryan’s I think of the woman in the film Brazil!