wesbed Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 (edited) This is a product you can actually buy. I thought it was funny. >Magic Cone homepage< >Magic Cone demonstration< Warning: may not be workplace appropriate b3-er: I laughed out loud when I saw this advertisement. I posted this with no intention of it being 'dirty.' If you feel it's not appropriate on the board, I expect that you'll remove it. My comment, here, is by no means a jab at you or your management of the board. I genuinely expect you to remove this post if it seems offensive. Sometimes, things are not offensive to me when they might be to others. I found this product to be quite humorous. Edited March 28, 2004 by wesbed Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Where do you find this shit? That is some wacky stuff. Quote
Free For All Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 (edited) Kinda looks like a cardboard/stealth/surrogate johnson. I know men's bathrooms are usually a mess, but are women in there peeing all over the seats as well? I know my wife is very particular about where she goes. I think she's got the squat-but-don't-touch thing down. And I'm sure she'd be just thrilled that I shared that. Reminds me of a friend of mine whose wife makes him SIT to pee in their home. That seems to be fairly emasculating to me. I mean, c'mon, I always put the seat down when I'm done, but give me a break, you can't always aim perfectly. Remember the scene with Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene where he's peeing after sex? Man, you never know where that's gonna end up! EDIT: And of course, there's the next question: do they make a device for #2? Like maybe the "Poop Chute" or something like that? Sorry everyone, I just couldn't stop myself on this one. Edited March 28, 2004 by Free For All Quote
wesbed Posted March 28, 2004 Author Report Posted March 28, 2004 Kinda looks like a cardboard/stealth/surrogate johnson. Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa.... Quote
Jazzmoose Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Reminds me of a friend of mine whose wife makes him SIT to pee in their home. That seems to be fairly emasculating to me. I mean, c'mon, I always put the seat down when I'm done, but give me a break, you can't always aim perfectly. Remember the scene with Jim Carrey in Me, Myself and Irene where he's peeing after sex? Man, you never know where that's gonna end up! Tell your friend to rent "About Schmidt" and watch it with his wife... Quote
rachel Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I know men's bathrooms are usually a mess, but are women in there peeing all over the seats as well? Oh, you might be surprised.... The "hover" method usually works pretty well, but sometimes our aim isn't always, shall we say, controllable. Reminds me of a friend of mine whose wife makes him SIT to pee in their home. That seems to be fairly emasculating to me. OK.... that is just wrong Quote
JSngry Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Frankly, given the state of the average bar's men's room floor around midnight, I think that there are many men should be encouraged to use this product as well... Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 This is a product you can actually buy. I thought it was funny. >Magic Cone homepage< >Magic Cone demonstration< Warning: may not be workplace appropriate b3-er: I laughed out loud when I saw this advertisement. I posted this with no intention of it being 'dirty.' If you feel it's not appropriate on the board, I expect that you'll remove it. My comment, here, is by no means a jab at you or your management of the board. I genuinely expect you to remove this post if it seems offensive. Sometimes, things are not offensive to me when they might be to others. I found this product to be quite humorous. Damn she peed for a long time. Must have been drinking beer. Quote
Hardbopjazz Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 It reminds me of this product. A friend did part of his masters thesis on this. http://members.aol.com/bumperdmpr/bumper.htm Quote
maren Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 I know men's bathrooms are usually a mess, but are women in there peeing all over the seats as well? Oh, you might be surprised.... The "hover" method usually works pretty well, but sometimes our aim isn't always, shall we say, controllable. "Hover method" keeps the performer cleaner, but gets the seat dirtier, endlessly necessitating use of "hover method." Quote
JSngry Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 A viscious cycle, it sounds like. Maybe hovering and raising the seat would stop the insanity? Quote
Noj Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 That animation is fantastic! These people must know that this animation is pure comedy. Quote
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