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16 minutes ago, GA Russell said:

A poll showed that two out of five men would rather have love than money or health.

Yeah, that's what a woman wants.  A broke sick guy.

If 40% of the women want 40% of the men, it should work out, right?

But things never work out like that, do they...

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True story: I used to go to Weight Watchers, but I quit a short time before they closed that location. It was replaced by the Gastric Bypass Institute and French doors were added.

Warden to prisoner in the electric chair: "Do you have any last requests?"

Prisoner: "Yeah, hold my hand."

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A prisoner is being led from a fort for a couple of miles in a driving rainstorm over rocky ground with fallen timber. The prisoner is complaining to one of the soldiers, "You are terrible brutes marching me so far through this forest in this weather just to shoot me."

The soldier replies, "What are you complaining about? We have to march back in these conditions."

 

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Judge: Have you been up before me?

Prisoner: I don’t know, what time do you get up?

 

Woman to her husband’s psychiatrist: My husband thinks he’s a refrigerator.

Doctor: You shouldn’t worry, that seems harmless.

Woman: But he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Ken Dryden said:

 

 

Woman to her husband’s psychiatrist: My husband thinks he’s a refrigerator.

Doctor: You shouldn’t worry, that seems harmless.

Woman: But he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake.

 

 

:tup

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