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There are three men on a boat. A Serb, a Bulgarian, and an Arnaut. Sea monster shows up and tells them that he will kill them if they can't throw something he can't find into the ocean. The Arnaut throws in a grain of rice. Sea monster dives in  and comes back with the rice after a few hours. He kills the Arnaut. The Serb throws a grain of sand into the ocean. After a few days, sea monster retrieves it and kills the Serb.

Sea monster looks expectantly at the Bulgarian, who then proceeds to throw an Alka-Seltzer into the ocean.

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Joke told by actress Maureen Lipman:

Three men arrive at the pearly gates and St Peter asks the first "What did you earn when you were on earth?"

- "200K"

- "Go and sit over there with the lawyers."

To the second man he asks the same.

-"100K"

"Go and sit over there with the accountants."

To the same question the third man answers "15K".

St Peter exclaims, "Wonderful! Have I seen you in anything?"

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Well for one thing, "you got to be in it to win it," as the old ads used to say, and the cost of admission is $1-2 vs a helluva lot more, to win the same money trading stocks. Unless, you know, there's a $2 share of stock you can buy that will magically turn into $200 million.

 

 

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