GA Russell Posted January 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, Dan Gould said: I thought the joke worked better if most are hopeless nerds, and then there are the few who can find and keep a girl/boy friend. Dan and mg, I think everyone including Jim interpreted it that way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Or, like, Microsoft is overwhelmingly male-gay. I mean, there's a lot of ways to read it. Humor is highly subjective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dryden Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 You heard as a student about Paul Revere's ride... He rode his horse to the first house and a woman appeared at the window. He shouted, "Is your husband at home?" She replied, "Yes." "Tell him the British are coming!" This happened at several more houses, until one woman answered, "No." Revere said, "Whoa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Imagine his surprise when Mark Lindsay came to the door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dryden Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) A history professor told that joke for years. One female student didn’t get the joke but knew that Paul Revere was detained by the British before the night was over and she shouted out, “Dr. Esthus, did you know he didn’t go all the way?” That anecdote got a good laugh every time he shared it. Edited January 19, 2022 by Ken Dryden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 He was hungry for the good things, that Paul Revere was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Grandmother used to take my mom to the circus to see the fat lady and the tattooed man. Now they're everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 20, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Atlas has a great reputation, but I would like to see him carry a mattress upstairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 I'm looking for a cologne that will overpower women. I'm sick of karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, GA Russell said: I'm looking for a cologne that will overpower women. I'm sick of karate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Ronnie Scott from stage of the club - ‘It’s the first time I’ve seen dead people smoke’. Very true ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillF Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Ronnie to drunk female heckler: "Lady, you sound like you're talking under water." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 ‘Martin is our Maitre d’ - that’s French for “moron” ‘. ’Joe Henderson is in the Club next week (collective gasp round the room)...... Joe ‘piano’ Henderson’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 On 1/21/2022 at 11:53 AM, JSngry said: Jim, that was my first thought as well! ***** Why do they have the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2022 The day I start cleaning my house will be the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 I remember the time I was kidnapped, and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom in RI Posted January 25, 2022 Report Share Posted January 25, 2022 What happens to duck when it flies upside down? It quacks up…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Nelson Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 "My bald spot is actually a solar panel for a sex machine." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjazzg Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 A man driving down a country lane who runs over a cockerel. he goes to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. A woman opens it and he says: “I appear to have killed your cockerel. I’d like to replace him.’ She replies: “Please yourself, the hens are round the back.”’ RIP Barry Cryer, comedy genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted January 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 Stanford University has developed a drug to cure compulsive shoppers. No matter what you buy, it makes your rear end look big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 21 minutes ago, GA Russell said: Stanford University has developed a drug to cure compulsive shoppers. No matter what you buy, it makes your rear end look big. for some reason, the reminds me of the joke about the birth control pill for men, you put a rock in your shoe and it makes you limp. The classics never go out of style, funny or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillF Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 A skeleton goes into a pub and asks for a pint of lager and a mop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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