couw Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 My God, that last Sangrey quote is pure genius. I'm copying it to my hard drive right now. Well you know there is a Wolff on this board but I'm pretty sure he never said this. thank you very much mr arm for putting things back into perspective. wannabeer? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Jeez...if I knew anyone was actually reading this shit... Quote
neveronfriday Posted March 24, 2004 Report Posted March 24, 2004 Cheers! I like this piece best. It reminds me I am probably not the only one with alcoholic tendencies on this board... Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 One of my recent favorites from Jazzmoose, in the Wadada Leo Smith thread: I hate threads like these. You people make it sound like this is the Holy Grail or something. But I'm not falling for it this time. No! Stop! What the hell? What's my credit card doing out? Email from CDUniverse confiriming....you bastards! Missed that one the first time around. Here's a belated... Quote
Matthew Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 (edited) The most "Over the Top" post (but I loved it ). David Ayers Posted: Jun 12 2003, 04:32 P One thread.... nay three threads.... nay, thrice three thousand threads in three hundred languages (that's enough pseudo-oriental hyperbole - ed.) would not be enough to express the wonder and passion, the nuance and numbness, the nuttishness, nerdishness and sheer groovemania that was the BNBB. What we really need is a BNBBBB to weep over the old days, to celebrate lost warriors (now presumably over at valhalla.org) to toast the age of giants with, er, a slice of toast and a nice cup of tea, and to, er, etc. Mighty men (mostly) felled by midgets wielding the dishonorable weapon of DELETE ALL. Its like in science fiction where it turns out that the spaceship has a self destruct button. I mean why look in your car there is no self destruct button it would be just too tempting! Waaah waaah waaah rail rail rail bloe you hurricanoes usw. Don't look back in anger did I hear you say? I say, do not go gentle into that good night. Oh, where is shamelethactor when you need him!? Or urchin aric, who in those distant seeming days was barely knee high to a federal marshall. Who now remembers that Lonson was once merely Lon? Who fell in wonder at the 10,000th post? Who wept at the sammich? The twinkle in whose eye blended hope and sorrow when the wobble on Dialogue was first revealed to a fearful public? And who now remembers (help me remember, Mnemosyne, aid my epression, Calliope, do not betray me, Clio, descend from Heaven, Urania, comfort my nights, Ohura) how hope won out over sorrow when He, yeah even HE, (for I speak of only one, the one who was your father before he went over to the dark side with the mystical folk called Bean Counters and learned how to do the neat hurting your neck without touching it thing) sent that rainbow into the sky proclaiming peace on earth and free replacement discs to anyone who could be arsed to mail it in and didn't think the whole thing sounded like a car crash anyway and where can I get the TOCJ (for that was only the evil Orc Ayers who forever moanethed about the treble setting on the legendary RVGs) ah yes! OHHHH - I ha'e ta'en too li'l care o' this. What is man if not a poor naked record collector, and what is the earth of not an endless unredeemable platter on which the groove of eternity must play its course? Oh smooth your hair with automatic hand! Remember the countdown to the end of Hill, of Rivers, yea even of Fuller and Jones?? Remember cowering as the hollow echoes of the absolute lack of fuss surrounding the demise of the Shank set echoed emptily in the heads of hollow men crammed to breaking point with where to get a record they didn't really want anyway for a dollar less? Already with thee! Tender is the night! Oh night oh night! But ahh, those joy-filled, wonder-struck, offeringandlookingfor-laden days of the summer which seemed it would never end!! Feel the force! Feel the force! Feel the force! Edited March 25, 2004 by Matthew Quote
Jazzmoose Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Wow! Where the heck did you find that one? I've never seen it before. It needs theme music though. Wagner maybe... Quote
Matthew Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Wow! Where the heck did you find that one? I've never seen it before. It needs theme music though. Wagner maybe... Here's the LINK. Enjoy. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted March 25, 2004 Report Posted March 25, 2004 Damn! You know, now that I see the whole thread, I remember reading it the first time. Now if I could only find those keys... Quote
Uncle Skid Posted March 28, 2004 Report Posted March 28, 2004 Here's one of my personal favorites: Topic: Lee Morgan -- "Charisma", ...just how charismatic? BruceH - What are your opinions on this album? One of the seemingly endless semi-obscure Morgan Blue Notes that I didn't really know about (along with The Masturbator and The Certified Public Accountant) I noticed the other day that it's got Hank Mobley and Jackie McLean on it. How bad could it be? How good? Worth getting? ... Jazzmoose - I'm just glad I'm not in my "Mogie completist" phase anymore, or I probably would have dashed off to look for these without thinking! Although I hear the solos on The Masturbator are hard to beat... To this day, whenever I'm browsing the Lee Morgan section in a music store, I'm always hoping to find "The Certified Public Accountant" and "The Masturbator". B) Quote
PHILLYQ Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 I was looking around at JC today, and look what I discovered! http://www.jazzcorner.com/speakeasyframe.html It's our man Sangrey quoted on another board. It's time to publish millions of copies of 'Quotations of Chairman Sangrey' and insist that everyone memorize it!(Boring jacket optional) Quote
JSngry Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 (Boring jacket optional) Here's one I can sincerely recommend - it never fails to provide comfort, style, and practicality, and the price is well within everybody's budget: Quote
catesta Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 I see JazzCorner got a much needed face lift. Quote
PHILLYQ Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 All Jazz Corner needs now is people who post about jazz! Quote
Joe G Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 ...I'm always hoping to find "The Masturbator". B) Be careful what you wish for! Quote
Uncle Skid Posted March 30, 2004 Report Posted March 30, 2004 ...I'm always hoping to find "The Masturbator". B) Be careful what you wish for! I suppose I'd be in *real* trouble if I found a masturbating certified public accountant! I was wondering why my tax returns were kind of sticky this year... Quote
rachel Posted March 31, 2004 Report Posted March 31, 2004 I bet that Doc also recommends scratching your butt. And, of course, sniffing your fingers afterwards helps clear the sinuses... You know what man......I'm kinda clueless, why don't we get more Women here at da forum? Outstanding.... Quote
Soulstation1 Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 this is a classic effron-ism from 4-10 THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT ASSHOLE-- I WAS TRYING TO DUMB IT DOWN FOR ***YOUR*** STUPID ASS!!!! Quote
Big Al Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 All Jazz Corner needs now is people who post about jazz! Now there's a classic quote right there! Quote
Big Al Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 Sorry RainyDay, but you butchered one of the highlights of the film. The interview is given after Nuke LaLoosh has reached the Show. You can tell because the backdrop is a major league ballpark. Useless movie/baseball trivia factoid: the “major league ballpark” in the background in question is the long gone Arlington Stadium, former home of the Texas Rangers, where the Ballpark in Arlington now stands. (Aside: the reason I put “major league ballpark” in quotes like that was because it was never meant to be one; it started out life as a minor league ballpark, home to the Fort Worth Texans. It wasn’t until the Rangers showed up that they decided to renovate it to become a “major league” park. Whether or not it ever held a “major league” team all those years is still up for debate! All I know is when that ballpark was torn down, so were a lot of precious childhood memories. Now I know how all those Brooklyn Dodger fans felt!) The only reason I bring this up is because of Tim Robbins uncanny resemblance to Mitch Williams; he got his start with the Rangers, and was just as wild as “Nuke.” In fact, many of us thought the movie was a biopic about Williams. Quote
Upright Bill Posted April 12, 2004 Report Posted April 12, 2004 ...I'm always hoping to find "The Masturbator". B) Be careful what you wish for! I suppose I'd be in *real* trouble if I found a masturbating certified public accountant! I was wondering why my tax returns were kind of sticky this year... HEY, WATCH IT! We have the same accountant and you know there is no way he could stop smoking long enough to masterbate. Quote
wesbed Posted September 20, 2004 Author Report Posted September 20, 2004 Garth my friend - fewer books, more music. link Quote
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