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Maybe they mistook it for the sequel. :P

Well, I never understood why people have one standard for Jesus, and another for zombies. I mean, Jesus comes back from the dead and its a miracle. Zombies come back and it's horrifying.* It's a double standard, that's what it is!!!

*Stolen from Sam Kinnison, I know. :g

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*Stolen from Sam Kinnison, I know. :g

"Meanwhile, people are standing around the cross saying, 'It's a shame he has to die;' and Jesus is up there going 'WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF SOMEBODY'D GET A LADDER AND A PAIR OF PLIERS!' 'But the Bible says you have to die;' 'OH BY THE BOOK! BY THE BOOK'"

Always loved that bit!

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