The Banned Dizzy Jerome Kern Recrods

[Teasing the Korean]

13 minutes ago, JSngry said:

No.

Great. So in the spirit of helping aging white male  celibates understand jazz, I will post an instructional thread to help you recognize Afro-Cuban jazz when you hear it. You're welcome!

Edited June 7, 2020 by Teasing the Korean

[JSngry]

Or you could listen to the clips when it's convenient for you.

Please, I implore you, make this all about yourself, aim the energy where it's most effectively consumed. It's just wasted on me.

[Teasing the Korean]

Why don't we just shut down the message board then?

[JSngry]

Because then there would be one less place to post videos of obscure records for people to listen to on their own time..

I don't know what you've been doing in the time it's taken you to post all these responses, but trust me, you could have easily gone to the bathroom or some other quieter place and have listened to them by now, and then answered your own question. They're four 78s, so even if your bowels aren't plugged and your prostate not uber-enlarged, you'd have time.to listen to them on one trip, more than one time if they are.

[Teasing the Korean]

19 minutes ago, JSngry said:

Because then there would be one less place to post videos of obscure records for people to listen to on their own time..

I don't know what you've been doing in the time it's taken you to post all these responses, but trust me, you could have easily gone to the bathroom or some other quieter place and have listened to them by now, and then answered your own question. They're four 78s, so even if your bowels aren't plugged and your prostate not uber-enlarged, you'd have time.to listen to them on one trip, more than one time if they are.

Thanks. I will listen to them tomorrow, and then post an instructional video so that you and other aging white male celibates can recognize Afro-Cuban rhythms, in the interest of teaching you something. You're welcome!

So, can anyone other than jsngry tell me of there is any Afro-Cuban content in this music? Again, I am unable to listen now. A simple "yes"or "no" will suffice.

Thanks in advance.

Edited June 7, 2020 by Teasing the Korean

[JSngry]

19 hours ago, Teasing the Korean said:

What is a "recrod?" It sounds like it might hurt. 

I'm thinking that 19 hours ago might have been a better time to have listened to the clips? Saved yourself a lot of energy, then, now, and later, when you type up that instructional manual.

Please - include pictures, like on those records where they teach you how to do the mombo and the tcha-tcha-tcha. Pictures work for me.

I can tell you right now, if there's no pictures, you're wasting your time afaic.

Yeah, something like this, please.

 

and a little backindatassup won't hurt either, even if it is one of the Golden Girls.

[Chuck Nessa]

2 hours ago, Teasing the Korean said:

Thanks. I will listen to them tomorrow, and then post an instructional video so that you and other aging white male celibates can recognize Afro-Cuban rhythms, in the interest of teaching you something. You're welcome!

So, can anyone other than jsngry tell me of there is any Afro-Cuban content in this music? Again, I am unable to listen now. A simple "yes"or "no" will suffice.

Thanks in advance.

No.

[Teasing the Korean]

21 minutes ago, Chuck Nessa said:

No.

Thank you.

Edited June 8, 2020 by Teasing the Korean

[Teasing the Korean]

Kern's widow similarly had a heart attack when she heard the Platters' "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes." 

I wonder if she minded cashing the checks. 

[bichos]

no

[Gheorghe]

8 hours ago, bichos said:

no

@bichos, where have you been ?

[JSngry]

On 6/7/2020 at 6:43 PM, Teasing the Korean said:

Thanks. I will listen to them tomorrow, and then post an instructional video so that you and other aging white male celibates can recognize Afro-Cuban rhythms, in the interest of teaching you something. You're welcome!

Dude - tomorrow has done gone and become yesterday. Where's my video?

[Teasing the Korean]

51 minutes ago, JSngry said:

Dude - tomorrow has done gone and become yesterday. Where's my video?

Well, I tried to find something good on YouTube, but they all look like they were done by these "pro" guys who hang out at Sam Ash or Guitar Center. You know the types? I wouldn't want to subject anyone to these - not even aging white male celibates. 🤣

[JSngry]

Well hell dude, I can watch YouTube by myself!