BERIGAN Posted February 21, 2004 Report Posted February 21, 2004 A thread about a sometimes suicidal 2 year old , who has a head shaped like a football, and speaks with a British accent, even though he lives in New Jersey??? Yep! Blame DTMX's Avatar! Stewie just kills me! Anyone else a fan of the family guy??? I used to watch it when it first came out, seemed funny at times, but seemed like it was trying to be like the the Simpsons...forgot about it, but now it runs on The Toon channel Mon-Thur. 11 pm and 2 am EST...and getting to see it night after night shows the shows real genius, IMO. It went as far out on a limb as any broadcast t.v. show ever has. These are the tame ones...there was one I can't find with newscasters saying that was a lot of seamen to swallow (They were talking about a hurricane) Lois (talking about Brian): Was, was he just mastur- Peter: Yes. Lois: Oh my. Peter: Do we... do we rub his nose in it? Peter: "Excuse me is your refrigerator running? Because if it is it probably runs a lot like you... very homosexually." Chris: What's a blow-hole for? Peter: I can tell you what its not for, and when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World Peter(to lady): Ooo you smell good! Lady: Oh no, that can't be me. I just farted. sophisticated humor, eh what??? Wait, can't forget a few stewie quotes... Lois: What's going on down here? Stewie: We're playing house. Lois: But that boy is all tied up. Stewie: (pause) Roman Polanski's house. Stewie (reading the Bible): My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh. Stewie: Ah! Damn it! I want pancakes. God! You people understand every language except english. Yo quiero pancakes. Dali mua pancakes. Clik clik bloody clik pancakes. Foster Mother: Poor little guy, pancakes must be street for crack. Meg: Hey everybody, guess what I am. Stewie: Well, the end result of a drunken back seat grope fest and a broken prophylactic? So, are there other fans out there???? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted February 21, 2004 Report Posted February 21, 2004 Never heard of him, and alas, with my lack of cable, I guess I won't... Quote
DTMX Posted February 21, 2004 Report Posted February 21, 2004 Favorite quote from Stewie (giving orders to three butlers): You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death. Most tasteless Family Guy dialogue Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Quote
BERIGAN Posted February 21, 2004 Author Report Posted February 21, 2004 (edited) Never heard of him, and alas, with my lack of cable, I guess I won't... They are on Disc Moose! Either go to http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/search.cfm Or use that massive Target discount! Edit, Bev (Or anyone) have these shows made it across the pond??? Edited February 21, 2004 by BERIGAN Quote
Eric Posted February 22, 2004 Report Posted February 22, 2004 I caught a few of the episodes on Comedy Central and then sprung for a DVD of the fist two seasons. It is a total scream. It is not for the meek or for children, but man it is sharp. Eric Quote
JSngry Posted February 22, 2004 Report Posted February 22, 2004 It is a total scream. It is not for the meek or for children, but man it is sharp. Yep! Quote
dave9199 Posted February 22, 2004 Report Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) Go here: www.stewiesminions.com/main.php One of my favorite shows! It's coming back too, hopefully this fall!!! Edited February 22, 2004 by dave9199 Quote
rachel Posted February 22, 2004 Report Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) Love The Family Guy! Stewie and Brian The Dog are my favorites. I love how Stewie describes his birthday as a two-year anniversary of his escape from his mother's cursed ovarian Bastille. According to Brian's bio, he is a third-degree green belt in Tae Kwan Do who likes his martinis very dry and can speak flawless French and sing all four parts of a barbershop quartet simultaneously.... I think this is ranked right up there w/ the Three Stooges. (yes, there are some girls who *get* them) Edited February 22, 2004 by rachel Quote
Soulstation1 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 ok i watched the first six episodes of F/G, rented the first disc from blockbuster do i have this right stewie talks, but is not heard by the family except the dog? the show is pretty damn funny i love the flashbacks and stuff Quote
Alexander Hawkins Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 Never heard of him, and alas, with my lack of cable, I guess I won't... They are on Disc Moose! Either go to http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/search.cfm Or use that massive Target discount! Edit, Bev (Or anyone) have these shows made it across the pond??? Yep - we get these on BBC2. Last week, we had late-night triple bills of American Dad - Family Guy - The Office (US version). Not to derail this, but I think the US version of the Office is hilarious! Quote
Big Al Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 I think I'm the only person in the whole world who absolutely despises this show. Ah well...... -_- Quote
7/4 Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 I love this show. I got into it when they started showing reruns and new episodes again. Quote
Guest Posted December 27, 2005 Report Posted December 27, 2005 for any of you who are fans of the 2 Quohog news reports on family guy, and want to know where they got that bit from- find the unreleased Paramount pictures film "ladies and gentlemen- the fabulous stains" starring a 15 yr old diane lane and a 13 yr old laura dern in their 1st film roles. it has never been on dvd or vhs or in the theatre, but was shown on analog cable systems in the LA area in the early 80s Quote
Soulstation1 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Posted December 28, 2005 2 episodes of F/G aires on tbs at 11:00 my time M-F they are airing the first few episodes now Quote
Guest Posted December 28, 2005 Report Posted December 28, 2005 why hasnt anyone mentioned the time brians date liked ben webster, and "early coltrane- before he got off the junk"!! (aka the prestige years) Quote
take5 Posted December 28, 2005 Report Posted December 28, 2005 why hasnt anyone mentioned the time brians date liked ben webster, and "early coltrane- before he got off the junk"!! (aka the prestige years) No junk, no soul. Hey, look at Chevy Chase. Uh... yeah... he seems like the kind of guy that might sue. I mean, he's gotta have, like, no money left. even though he lives in New Jersey??? Rhode Island Quote
Soulstation1 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Posted December 29, 2005 what about stewie and his talking? the family doesn't hear/understand him? Quote
dave9199 Posted December 29, 2005 Report Posted December 29, 2005 The writers have said they left it open whether the family understands Stewie or not, but they evedentally understand Brain...HE'S A DOG! He even drives a car and Lois will ask Brian to take care of Stewie will they go on a trip! Quote
Soulstation1 Posted January 8, 2007 Report Posted January 8, 2007 anyone pick up volume # 4? target has all the sets for $20 Quote
Templejazz Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 (edited) Favorite quote from Stewie (giving orders to three butlers): You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death. Most tasteless Family Guy dialogue Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute. Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Auctioner: She had nine STDs. Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks. Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself. Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks. Did anybody catch last night's episode on Fox? Brian catches new red headed love interest, Carolyn messing around in the back of her car with Cleveland Brian: Oh my God!! Carolyn?! Cleveland?!? Cleveland: Oh hey Brian....Hey close that window, you're letting all the stank out!! this show has some of the most disgustingly funny sequences, I swear!! another one that's funny and tasteless. Peter: Hey, check it out you guys. I got a new cell phone that takes pictures. Look, look, I took a picture of Lois' poo. (they all laugh) Quagmire: Oh, that's hilarious. You should email that to me. Joe: Hey did you guys see the game last night? Peter: Oh yeah! Cleveland: That offensive line is outstanding! Quagmire: Yeahh, you should email me that picture Sick bastard!! Edited December 9, 2008 by Templejazz Quote
BruceH Posted December 9, 2008 Report Posted December 9, 2008 A thread about a sometimes suicidal 2 year old , who has a head shaped like a football, and speaks with a British accent, even though he lives in New Jersey??? I thought he lived in Rhode Island? Quote
rachel Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 and he's homicidal, not suicidal. Quote
rockefeller center Posted December 10, 2008 Report Posted December 10, 2008 And he's one year old. Quote
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