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I find this whole Bruce Jenner is he/or is she question the ultimate proof that the decline of the west is upon us.

Utterly irrelevent and not worthy of the space the media gives, particularly here in Europe where we have really serious issues to contend with. But still the is he/or is she question persists. But, I admit, raising an eyebrow when I glanced upon a comment on a newspaper website that Bruce was the victim of dark satanic lesbian vampires who had sucked the life out of him.

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He/she has turned into the world's biggest train wreck.

How he/she avoided vehicular manslaughter charges is beyond me.

Our economically unequal justice/police system strikes again.

First, it is too early to say if charges will be laid for any of the drivers. Second, there are always conflicting reports, as one might imagine, but at least one report has the car in front of him rear-ending the car in front of that driver (the one that died). So if for instance, the car in front stopped short for any number of reasons, and the middle car comes to a screeching halt and indeed rear-ends the first car, then Jenner (who was presumably following too closely as do most LA drivers) does not stop in time and hits that car.

It indeed is a terrible accident and one in which he bears responsibility, but I don't see any jury going for vehicular manslaughter. Not only is he a celebrity, but they can all imagine themselves in that position of not being able to stop when a car in front of them comes to a sudden stop.

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FFS, can't there be one spot on the internet where I'm safe from hearing about this family?

FFS, can't there be one spot on the internet where I'm safe from hearing about this family?

Actually, yes.

The 10,000+ other threads you could have clicked on here.

The 1.34 million posts contained within them should provide you with a safe haven.

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Am I the only person who's never heard of Bruce Jenner......?

It would appear so. Before falling prey to "the dark satanic lesbian vampires who had sucked the life out of him" (too wordy, just say "Kardasians"), Jenner won a gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 summer Olympics. This was back when Olympic athletes were strictly amateurs and the Soviets dominated the field and track events. Jenner became a national hero, and his image was featured on the Wheaties cereal box (back when that used to mean something). He was awarded the AP's Male Athlete Of The Year (along with several other titles) and was later inducted into the Olympics Hall Of Fame. He made numerous TV and film appearances in the late 70s-80s and even had some success in auto racing. Now you know. ;)

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I dunno man, this dark satanic lesbian vampire thing sounds kinda cool, if you know what I mean.

Not sure about getting the "life" sucked out of me, though, are we talking seed or soul?

I'd need to know that first before going any further, it'd make a difference.

Perhaps we should revisit From Dusk To Dawn?

I stopped watching TV over 5 years ago.

Folks, can we please stop trying to present this as some kind of badge of honor? It really must be incredibly insulting to those who do watch tv. And it doesn't highlight some imagined intellectual divide.

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(S)he's transgender or has gender displacement issues. That's heavy stuff, and it's too bad that such a personal situation has become very, very public.

As for the car accident, (s)he's culpable in some way, but as one catalyst in a multi-car situation. Sounds like Jenner was being chased by paparazzi and shit got out of control real fast.

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