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  Jazz said:
I now officially put in my request for the "Villiage Idiot" designation.

I think that one's already taken by another poster on this thread... :w;)

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  RDK said:
  Jazz said:
I now officially put in my request for the "Villiage Idiot" designation.

I think that one's already taken by another poster on this thread... :w;)

:D Some days I think that we are a whole roomful of idiots, including me.

So I reserve the right to dignify the designation as someone with brief lapses in intelligence, but generally thoughtful and caring individuals, posting profound truths, indespersed with shots of whimsy.

None of us can predict our own lapses into stupidity, due to overtiredness, or overindulgence in the grain or the grape and subsequent posting here instead of getting some sleep.

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  Jazzmoose said:
...and deleted one, making me look stupid! :wacko:

You are lightening fast, Moose. I've been having a problem that involves me having to "back" and then when I press "add reply" again, the comment appears twice. I then have to delete one. I don't know what is causing the error message, but you're the first one who has seen the comment appearing twice.

Sorry about that. It was an equipment malfunction and not a reason for me to wear the coveted "goober" beanie. :blink::blink:

You're not stupid. You're just unbelievably fast. :D

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At some carnival freak show here in Germany (just about to happen again for five days or so) I saw some guys with giant plumes rammed up their rear ends. My question: do they qualify as goobers? And if yes, would they be required to wear the hat as well?

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  deus62 said:
At some carnival freak show here in Germany (just about to happen again for five days or so) I saw some guys with giant plumes rammed up their rear ends. My question: do they qualify as goobers? And if yes, would they be required to wear the hat as well?

I would have to say that the decision will have to be taken under advisement. With plumes protruding from their butts, already making them look really stupid, why further undermine their inherent dignity as a fellow human being, by making them also wear the hat?? That would be just mean. :rolleyes:

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  b3-er said:
Who is goober?

GOOBER was that retarded Huckleberry auto mechanic friend of Barney Fife's on the Andy Griffith.

For some reason a sibling of yours reminds me of him. I can't for the life of me figure out why, he just does.

DEEP

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  RDK said:
  Jazz said:
I now officially put in my request for the "Villiage Idiot" designation.

I think that one's already taken by another poster on this thread... :w;)

D'oh! Can't blame me, I'm just a goober!

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Patricia

I would have to say that the decision will have to be taken under advisement. With plumes protruding from their butts, already making them look really stupid, why further undermine their inherent dignity as a fellow human being, by making them also wear the hat?? That would be just mean.

And yet peacocks, which have many plumes extruding from their posteriors, are considered quite dignified. Oh the irony.

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And yet peacocks, which have many plumes extruding from their posteriors, are considered quite dignified. Oh the irony.

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  couw said:
Hey look! DEEP is making friends with the fist! Way to go DEEP! :tup

"The fist" my ASS!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS *GOOBER*??

How long does it take to drive a herd of sheep to Dodge City in a pickup truck??

He shoulda been back hours ago. (Maybe the turn signal on his truck broke down and he didn 't know his right hand from his left to use hand signals) [Or maybe his left hand was doin' somethin' nasty with his peepee!!]

I'm bustin' a fuckin' gut. This cat has gotta be a piece o' work.

DEEP

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  DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) said:
  couw said:
Hey look! DEEP is making friends with the fist! Way to go DEEP!  :tup

"The fist" my ASS!!

WHERE THE FUCK IS *GOOBER*??

How long does it take to drive a herd of sheep to Dodge City in a pickup truck??

He shoulda been back hours ago. (Maybe the turn signal on his truck broke down and he didn 't know his right hand from his left to use hand signals) [Or maybe his left hand was doin' somethin' nasty with his peepee!!]

I'm bustin' a fuckin' gut. This cat has gotta be a piece o' work.

DEEP

Nobody drives a herd of sheep to town in a pickup truck. They wouldn't all fit in a pickup truck. Sheep are BIG. A herd of sheep would be herded to Dodge by a shepherd, with one of those crooked stick things, guided only by a star in the East.

Holy man. City folk!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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  patricia said:

Nobody drives a herd of sheep to town in a pickup truck. They wouldn't all fit in a pickup truck. Sheep are BIG. A

You don't know GOOBER.

Once he gets in his TRUCK he's Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, Marilla Gorilla, J. Fred Mugs, Mr. Ed, ......

...and ............DUMBO THE ELEPHANT...all wrapped up in one.

I see he's not really well liked around here.

Yeah..."THE FIST*...What the fuck is that shit...some kinda Neo Nazi shit??

...and Christiern dislikes Bush......DUH!! (He better sus out *THE FIST*)

I bet that tattoo is a SWASTIKA on the tip of his JOHNSON (that roll o' dimes between his legs).

I'm cryin'...this cat must be SOME OTHER THING.

DEEP

Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL)
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THAT SHOT OF GOOBER HAS *GOT* TO BE WHAT USE LOOKS LIKE..IT HAS GOT TO BE!! Only difference is ...I DOUBT THAT ORGANISSIMO'S GOOBER HAS THE MOTER SKILLS TO NEGOTIATE DIALING THAT PHONE !!

OTFLM*F*AO!!!

DEEP

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  couw said:
can we please leave out the nazi references. it's bad enough as it is.

Can you start working on your shift key?..or are YOU typing with your fist??

It's bad enough as it is.

THE FIST...MY ASS!!

OTFLM*F*AO!!

DEEP

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what's the matter? can't find the content for the lack of form? are you that much bound to technical restrictions? you disappoint me.

I am just being lazy. you are just being a jerk. but that's okay. we're all in it together aren't we?

anyhow: I would very much appreciate if you could not refer to nazis anymore. I have some personal reasons for asking, I hope you will take to my request without my elaborating. thank you.

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  Jazz said:
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Patricia

I would have to say that the decision will have to be taken under advisement. With plumes protruding from their butts, already making them look really stupid, why further undermine their inherent dignity as a fellow human being, by making them also wear the hat?? That would be just mean.

And yet peacocks, which have many plumes extruding from their posteriors, are considered quite dignified. Oh the irony.

Peacocks can take a crap and keep the plumage.

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