So, a well meaning woman sent our small town reporter to interview me

[Chuck Nessa]

I don't think he had a clue about me. I am holding my breath on this one.

He was so earnest and ....

[Van Basten II]

... is it a game where we have to complete the post ?

[JSngry]

Well, here's his chance to get a clue. If he takes advantage of that chance, good for him. If he's still clueless afterwards, not your fault, not unless you got shitfaced drunk (or shitfaced sober, sometimes I swear they end up the same, at least in my experience) and only wanted to talk about old lawn mower motors and shit, which I seriously doubt is what happened.

But if it accidentally did, then that's on you, you'll just have to own that one. Hopefully the man at least knows how to spell Tecumseh.

Otherwise, hey.

[papsrus]

You never know. Sometimes the person who knows nothing about the subject is the best person to ask questions about it.

Sometimes not.

Your instincts about how it went are probably on target.

[Bill Nelson]

The cub reporter has leaked some of the notes from his interview:

"Putting my questions to Mr. Nessa was like addressing an elaborately wired security system.

"The man is an enigma -- answering my queries with a parable or posing a riddle.

[JSngry]

One should never putt a question to Chuck Nessa.

[Soulstation1]

Small town reporter is MIA

[JSngry]

A message to his people.