Baseball quotes

[GA Russell]

Here's a list of 50 selected quotes about baseball.

http://www.aarp.org/entertainment/arts-leisure/info-03-2011/baseball-quotes.html?cmp=BAC-OUTBRAIN-ENTERTAINMENT-DSO_7919430_Top-50-Funniest-Baseball-Quotes

Here's the book that they came from.

http://www.amazon.com/Baseballs-Greatest-Quotations-Rev-Ed/dp/0061260606/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=1-1&qid=1400377426

[soulpope]

Well, it took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball, and I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron

[Matthew]

You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time -- Jim Bouton

[paul secor]

Nobody should hit .200. Anybody should hit .250. - Charlie Lau

Edited May 18, 2014 by paul secor

[Larry Kart]

"Never make the first out of an inning at third base." -- Joe Lonnett, former coach of the Chicago White Sox (when Chuck Tanner was the manager)

[Matthew]

"Never make the first out of an inning at third base." -- Joe Lonnett, former coach of the Chicago White Sox (when Chuck Tanner was the manager)

The unwritten rule also says don't make the first or last out at third, which I see more often now then ever before. Want to see a manager completely freak-out, get caught trying to steal third for the third out!

[aparxa]

Charlie Brown: This is the time of year when all the big baseball trades are made. I'm going to try to improve our team with a few shrewd trades.

Lucy: That's a great idea, Charlie Brown. Why don't you trade yourself?

“I can’t come out to play. It’s raining out.”

G. Carlin

[paul secor]

"Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon." - Andy Van Slyke