Larry Kart Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Other than walk around with my pants around my ankles, that is. Surely I'm not the only guy who at certain age finds that, probably because my ass is melting way, virtually every pair of pants I own (jeans especially) no longer stays put as I walk around in a normal manner, no matter how tight I pull the belt. If suspenders are the only solution, I'll have to shoot myself. Any thoughts/solutions, other than I should just shoot myself? Quote
alocispepraluger102 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 a pair, of baggy swim trunkets caused me some serious desperation yesterday. dealing with baggies, a big ice cream cone, mp3 player, and camera last evening near did me in. thankfully, i survived that situation. Quote
Blue Train Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Stop buying the baggy pants & low-rise jeans. Fair Warning Alert. Do not google the later if you're @ work and whatnot. Quote
JSngry Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 They pull up as tight as they need to pull up and don't take noass for an answer. Quote
Late Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Maybe stop wearing Larry Jeans ™? (Sorry about the NSFW element.) Quote
TedR Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 I was worried about this page today when "my pants are falling down" headline is followed by "boner stifled"! Quote
Blue Train Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) I @ least gave a Fair Warning Alert on the jeans. Hahahaha... JC disease! To paraphrase: We are the JC. You Will be Assimilated. P.S. Don't take this the wrong way Larry......but glad you chose someone else to model your jeans. Having never seeing your backside, of course. You just might be too sexy for your jeans for all I know....and that's why chose someone else to model it. Edited June 5, 2013 by Blue Train Quote
Scott Dolan Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Well, I don't think any of us JC'ers would protest much if someone referred to us as a virus. Quote
sonnymax Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) No, Larry borrowed it. He's going out tonight. But seriously folks, it's not enough for pants to be the right waist and length. They have to fit in the seat (what's left of it, anyways), the thighs, etc. My advice is to go to a tailor and have your pants altered to fit your body. It might not be cheap, but you deserve to have clothes that fit you. You'll look better and feel better. I guarantee it! Edited June 5, 2013 by sonnymax Quote
Larry Kart Posted June 5, 2013 Author Report Posted June 5, 2013 They pull up as tight as they need to pull up and don't take noass for an answer. That's the kind of belt I use, and in my case they do take noass for an answer (with a side order of nohips). No, Larry borrowed it. He's going out tonight. But seriously folks, it's not enough for pants to be the right waist and length. They have to fit in the seat (what's left of it, anyways), the thighs, etc. My advice is to go to a tailor and have your pants altered to fit your body. It might not be cheap, but you deserve to have clothes that fit you. You'll look better and feel better. I guarantee it! I think you're right. Pay the money to the right person. Quote
mjzee Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEREJP0YjI Quote
Scott Dolan Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEREJP0YjI My son loves that show. It's actually pretty witty. Quote
Victor Christensen Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Larry I know what you mean, but that is life, my ass is not anymore the shape it had before, like my wife told me "one of the reasons I fell for you, was that you had such a cute ass", she don't say that anymore. The only way to get around it is to have personally measured pants made, they cost a bundle, so live it it man. Vic Quote
BeBop Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Open fly and Viagra. (You didn't hear it from me.) Quote
mjzee Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyEREJP0YjI My son loves that show. It's actually pretty witty. Yah. I'm sad my son's moving away from the show, because I love to watch it with him. Of course, I felt the same way about The Wonder Pets. Quote
Scott Dolan Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Larry I know what you mean, but that is life, my ass is not anymore the shape it had before, like my wife told me "one of the reasons I fell for you, was that you had such a cute ass", she don't say that anymore. The only way to get around it is to have personally measured pants made, they cost a bundle, so live it it man. Vic You ever notice how the "nice butt" thing is what all of us get? Is there any man out there whose significant other said they liked our face? My son loves that show. It's actually pretty witty. Yah. I'm sad my son's moving away from the show, because I love to watch it with him. Of course, I felt the same way about The Wonder Pets. What's he moving on to? My boy watches all the Disney and Nick shows. Incredibly enough, most of them are actually well written and acted. Right now my boy is hooked on Dog With A Blog, Good Luck Charlie, and Victorious. And Shake It Up is currently playing in the background... Quote
mjzee Posted June 5, 2013 Report Posted June 5, 2013 Well, he gets his fix through Netflix, so it's all over the place. Sonic Underground, Butt Butkowski (?), The Eon Kid (?), Garfield. He still likes P&F, it's just that he's seen them all by now. Quote
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