neveronfriday Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Hi Folks, the ones to germany, felix austria et la suisse will go out tomorrow from nice Cologne.... can promise you some swinging BT7 Cheers, Tjobbe Quote
couw Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 well then, everything looks hunka dora Quote
catesta Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 I have a penis Congratulations! Welcome to the board. Any interest in telling us the story behind the alias? Quote
Saxophone__Vagina Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 My history of aliases is a decorated one. I got tired of using 'normal' ones like Maxf57 and grandmastapheezy, so i decided to choose more fun ones like Kurt_Cobain, what i go by on many other forums, Others i have been known to use are Pumpkin King or Queen or Princess. Saxophone__Vagina is just the latest fun/silly name i have choosen. I do not take many things seriously and am a good nature person, so the silliness of SaxophoneVagina i think describes myself well. Quote
JSngry Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 So, are you a soprano vagina, an alto vagina, a tenor vagina, or what? Hope you're not one of those contrabass vaginas - my Uncle Bob fell into one of those out in Vegas last year and we STILL haven't heard from him. Quote
JSngry Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 I have a penis Only if you have a tenor. Quote
catesta Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 (edited) You have my best wishes for you and your family on that missing Uncle Bob thing, JS. I myself would prefer not to hear the soprano vagina used in jazz. It sounds too much like a kazoo crossed with a sitar. Edited February 17, 2004 by catesta Quote
Saxophone__Vagina Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 I read allaboutjazz for a while and ocasioanlly read here and was always interested in this blindfold test thingy but never registered, but in the height of the banning the mention of organissimo, i was like forget AAJ i and came here, but the first time i had ever heard of organissimo was on AAJ. Quote
JSngry Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Well, we told Uncle Bob to take along a bunch of 2X4s (the classics really do never go out of style), but he piddled around and ended up w/1X12s instead, which are longer, sure, but narrower, and when the contrabass is involved, you gotta think GIRTH, dig? Save that skinny shit for molding, we told him, but noooooo.... We've tried calling his cell, and the voice mail is still on, so maybe he just needs to find a good reception area. But then again, that cheap bastard probably doesn't want to pay roaming charges, so let his stew! Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Posted February 17, 2004 You know we all rely on good old AMG for all of our cross referencing and such but when looking for who really plays the actual instrument in question I ran across this link. One needs to go DEEP as it goes on and on. aaachoo! Quote
Saxophone__Vagina Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 (edited) Sorted out! Edited February 18, 2004 by Saxophone__Vagina Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted February 17, 2004 Author Report Posted February 17, 2004 That's very weird my brass squamous friend. Hit that PM button with your particulars. Quote
king ubu Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 How about a bamboo saxophone? Roscoe Mitchell plays such a thing on the "Urban Magic" live CD I'm listening to. Then there would be the one pitched higher than the soprano, which lots of posters sure would like to be banned from our planet ubu Quote
RDK Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 "Saxophone Vagina" reminds me of that flute joke from the end of the first American Pie film. You know, that one time, at band camp... But damn, *that's* gotta hurt! Quote
catesta Posted February 17, 2004 Report Posted February 17, 2004 Well, we told Uncle Bob to take along a bunch of 2X4s (the classics really do never go out of style), but he piddled around and ended up w/1X12s instead, which are longer, sure, but narrower, and when the contrabass is involved, you gotta think GIRTH, dig? Save that skinny shit for molding, we told him, but noooooo.... We've tried calling his cell, and the voice mail is still on, so maybe he just needs to find a good reception area. But then again, that cheap bastard probably doesn't want to pay roaming charges, so let his stew! I bet you love telling this story to the kids. Quote
JSngry Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 We respect the delicate nature of both the subject matter and our kids' sensibilities. We just tell them that Uncle Bob went spelunking and leave it at that. Quote
Noj Posted February 27, 2004 Report Posted February 27, 2004 I've had my discs for about a week but I have yet to enter the discussion--hopefully I will find time this weekend... Quote
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