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I'm leaning towards cremation. I don't need anything sprinkled on me. When I draw my last breath, I'm gone. I'm not hurrying that day along, but I have no expectations past that point.

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I was doing a funeral once, and come the end, when the eulogies take place, the Aunt of the deceased came up, said a few words, then pulls out of hiding a six pack, snaps one off, cracks it open, chugs it down, and then places the other five in the casket.

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I was doing a funeral once, and come the end, when the eulogies take place, the Aunt of the deceased came up, said a few words, then pulls out of hiding a six pack, snaps one off, cracks it open, chugs it down, and then places the other five in the casket.

.........don't know about those sprinkles, but when i go, i pray it's with the kiss of wild turkey rare breed on my lips and while i listening to prez.

Edited by alocispepraluger102

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