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How many dots gt connected here? :g :g :g

My nominee for Mother Of The Year.

How did you get that shot of my girlfriend?

Oops!

Are you the one who's getting her to quit smoking, is she doing that for you or because of you?

Either way, might be time to show up with a fifth and some massage oil (when that snotfuck of a kid's not around, if in fact he ever is not around...). That lady is stressed!

Posted

How many dots gt connected here? :g :g :g

My nominee for Mother Of The Year.

How did you get that shot of my girlfriend?

Oops!

Are you the one who's getting her to quit smoking, is she doing that for you or because of you?

Either way, might be time to show up with a fifth and some massage oil (when that snotfuck of a kid's not around, if in fact he ever is not around...). That lady is stressed!

I'm concentrating on her getting a new pair of glasses. I've learned to live with the tattoo and a few other things -- e.g. her taste in clothes and home furnishings and the way she looks with her clothes off.

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Have her wear a 3X Bulls jersey w/nothing on underneath...win/win on the clothes off thing...

You gotta do something about that boy of hers, though. That kid ain't right, and she ain't looking to get it done herself, not from the looks of thing.

Maybe take him fishing, or hunting. Yeah, take him hunting. Teach him how to shoot...and how to be shot at and survive. That'll get his head out of his ass.

Or not, in which case, oh well. You tried!

And Phil approves.

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