Chrome Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 Rabbi offers prayer for Web porn surfers Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Posted: 10:07 AM EST (1507 GMT) JERUSALEM, Israel (Reuters) -- An Israeli rabbi has composed a prayer to help devout Jews overcome guilt after visiting porn sites while browsing the Internet. "Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs that disturb and ruin my work ..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed. Eliahu, quoted by Israel's largest daily newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, said he had responded to a deluge of queries from Orthodox Jews worried that the lure of Internet sex sites was putting family relationships at risk. The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake. Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 Jazzbo, Evan, Catesta, Berigan, JSangry watch out!! Quote
RDK Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 You really don't need God to cleanse your computer of viruses and pornographic images... They have programs that will do that for you. Quote
jazzbo Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 I'm always on the lookout for spiritual intervention. . . wish it would happen before the Elections! Quote
JSngry Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) http://images.google.com/images?q=%22sexy+...&oe=UTF-8&hl=en And that, Dear Friends, must surely be a mistake! Edited January 21, 2004 by JSngry Quote
JSngry Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 Here we go. Talk about an uphill climb! http://www.rockclimbing.com/routes/listSec...nID=8263#R32260 Quote
Dan Gould Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 JSngry said: Here we go. Talk about an uphill climb! http://www.rockclimbing.com/routes/listSec...nID=8263#R32260 Quote Challenging face climbing start with 2 bolts to excellent steep crack. Is that, like, a really nice, big butt? Or is that butte? Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 JSngry said: http://images.google.com/images?q=%22sexy+...&oe=UTF-8&hl=en And that, Dear Friends, must surely be a mistake! Is that ROOSTER?!? Quote
JSngry Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 (edited) No, GOOGLE. Maybe I should turn the Moderate SafeSearch feature off and see what happens... Edited January 21, 2004 by JSngry Quote
JSngry Posted January 21, 2004 Report Posted January 21, 2004 UH oh, here comes trouble... http://images.google.com/images?q=%22sexy+...&oe=UTF-8&hl=en Quote
JSngry Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Uh, I just realized that what you see when when you click that link will depend on where your "safety settings" are set, so this "running gag" has most likely been entirely not running for anybody but me... Ok, I'm a dumbass. Quote
couw Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 JSngry said: Uh, I just realized that what you see when when you click that link will depend on where your "safety settings" are set, so this "running gag" has most likely been entirely not running for anybody but me... Ok, I'm a dumbass. Hey, what can I say, if it runs, it runs. You added a nice layer of fun (albeit on your tab) to it. Quote
BERIGAN Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 JSngry said: Uh, I just realized that what you see when when you click that link will depend on where your "safety settings" are set, so this "running gag" has most likely been entirely not running for anybody but me... Ok, I'm a dumbass. Man, I didn't even know there were settings like this! How much porn have I missed??? Quote
JSngry Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 If you have the filters turned off, none, probably. Quote
BERIGAN Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 JSngry said: If you have the filters turned off, none, probably. Oh, it was on the moderate(defult) setting, so who knows what I have missed! Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Guys, look at the rabbi picture!! The guy holding the gun looks like Tom!!!!!!! AM I CRAZY!>>!>?!?!?! VFSKLAJF D Quote
couw Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 who's Tom? do you mean the guy that looks like Andrew Hill? Quote
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