Rooster_Ties Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Knock, knock? Who's there? Philip Glass Edited February 2, 2012 by Rooster_Ties Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted February 2, 2012 Author Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Knock, knock? Who's there? Kknock kknock? Wwho's tthere? Knknock knknock? Whwho's ththere? KnoKnock knoknock? Whowho's thethere? KnocKnock knocknock? Who'who's therthere? KnockKnock knockknock? Who'swho's therethere? Knock,Knock knock,knock? Who's who's there there? Knock, Knock knock knock? Who's who's there there? Knock,Knock knock,knock? Who's who's there there? KnockKnock knockknock? Who'swho's therethere? KnocKnock knocknock? Who'who's therthere? KnoKnock knoknock? Whowho's thethere? Knknock knknock? Whwho's ththere? Kknock kknock? Wwho's tthere? Knock, knock? Who's there? Steve Reich (source) Edited February 2, 2012 by Rooster_Ties Quote
Spontooneous Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) I heard it as: Knock knock. Who's there? Philip Glass. Philip Glass who? Knock knock. Who's there? Philip Glass. Philip Glass who? Knock knock. (etc.) Maybe it could be notated as |:Knock knock. Who's there? Philip Glass. Philip Glass who?:| OK, now make with the "Guy walks into a bar" music jokes. Edited February 2, 2012 by Spontooneous Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted February 2, 2012 Author Report Posted February 2, 2012 Q - What is the similarity between a viola joke and premature ejaculation? A - You know it's coming and there is not a damn thing that you can do to stop it. Quote
JSngry Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js-K2AbBrF4 Quote
jeffcrom Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 A slightly crude one: Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? A: With a bull, the horns are in front and the asshole is in back. Quote
T.D. Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Sir Thomas Beecham supposedly once said to a female cellist: Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it! Quote
A Lark Ascending Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Your are not supposed to joke about classical music (specific instances of Mozart/Haydn aside)! You are supposed to grimace over your pince-nez! Edited February 2, 2012 by A Lark Ascending Quote
Free For All Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 How to you notate "tremolo" for a viola? Write a whole note and put "solo" over it. Quote
Chuck Nessa Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 A rooster walks into a bar ... Quote
Hoppy T. Frog Posted February 4, 2012 Report Posted February 4, 2012 Andre Rieu. (that's the joke) Quote
jeffcrom Posted February 4, 2012 Report Posted February 4, 2012 Q: What is a string quartet? A: A good violin player, a bad violin player, a failed violin player, and someone who hates violin players. Quote
BillF Posted February 6, 2012 Report Posted February 6, 2012 Told by Greg Abate at last night's gig: I'd never been to a classical concert, so my girlfriend took me along. During the interval, I bought some popcorn, but they wouldn't let me take it back in - said the noise would disturb the orchestra. Look here, I said, I'm a musician, I know when to go pop. Quote
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