Between a rock and a hard place:

[Cliff Englewood]

Sorry, but this is actually quite a funny story from the epic Chilean mine story...

Link.

I'm obviously very happy that this worked out for all of them but I reckon this guy would like to stay down there a bit longer.

[RDK]

Yep. Great thread title by the way!

[Chuck Nessa]

I heard his family sided with the "mistress". The wife doesn't seem to be a sympathetic figure.

[BruceH]

Sounds like a weird variant of "Kind Hearts and Coronets."

(Kind Hearts and Hardhats, perhaps.)

Edited October 14, 2010 by BruceH

[bertrand]

Can't decide which one I would have picked.

Bertrand.

[Cliff Englewood]

  On 10/14/2010 at 4:52 AM, bertrand said:

Can't decide which one I would have picked.

Bertrand.

I'd like to think I would have realised the error of my ways and just stayed below and started a new life deep down in the ground.

[BERIGAN]

  On 10/14/2010 at 4:52 AM, bertrand said:

Can't decide which one I would have picked.

Bertrand.

probably what he choose, the one that wasn't a bitch. Clearly he didn't leave his wife for some hot young thing.

[Bright Moments]

surely he knew he would get a chile reception when he came up!

the moral of the story of course is "never fool around with a miner!"

:rsly:

[Cliff Englewood]

  On 10/14/2010 at 10:15 PM, Bright Moments said:

surely he knew he would get a chile reception when he came up!

the moral of the story of course is "never fool around with a miner!"

:rsly:

And the winner is ..... Bright Moments!!! :D

Seriously, you should be writing jokes for Leno. :P

[Bright Moments]

  On 10/15/2010 at 9:36 AM, Cliff Englewood said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 10:15 PM, Bright Moments said:

surely he knew he would get a chile reception when he came up!

the moral of the story of course is "never fool around with a miner!"

:rsly:

And the winner is ..... Bright Moments!!! :D

Seriously, you should be writing jokes for Leno. :P

it was the Carmenere talking!

[Cliff Englewood]

  On 10/15/2010 at 1:54 PM, Bright Moments said:

  On 10/15/2010 at 9:36 AM, Cliff Englewood said:

  On 10/14/2010 at 10:15 PM, Bright Moments said:

surely he knew he would get a chile reception when he came up!

the moral of the story of course is "never fool around with a miner!"

:rsly:

And the winner is ..... Bright Moments!!! :D

Seriously, you should be writing jokes for Leno. :P

it was the Carmenere talking!

He's here all week folks... and please remember to tip your waitress. :g

Edited October 15, 2010 by Cliff Englewood