AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 I'm glad you guys are enjoying this. We've been in tears since we found it yesterday. Moving to the right of your monitor doesn't work. We tried. Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 AfricaBrass said: As I go through the photos on their site, I find that my laugh threshold is getting lower. One photo at a time is funny, but one after another is just too much. Agreed. I have to take a break now. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 The many non-threatening moods of Steve Perry's younger brother, Jeremy. Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 The resemblance is almost eerie! Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Each morning, behind the Hostess factory, Vikktimm waited for the day-old fruit pies. Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Rooster_Ties said: Screaming! Screaming for cheese fries! Oh, that's a howler! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 Quote Each morning, behind the Hostess factory, Vikktimm waited for the day-old fruit pies. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 From left: Line cook, coffee shop waitress, Kinkos guy and auto detailer. Not so scary now, are they? Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 Four days after the pimp store opened across from the brake plant. Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 At this point, the elevator inexplicably went sideways. Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 Desperately sucking in his cheeks, Jeremy realized he would need the aid of a black hole or some sort of inter-dimensional vortex to suck everything in. Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 "Thank you. This next song is called Not So Fresh !" Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 One more, and then I've got to quit: Many bands create them, but this is the first recorded proof of a Vortex of Suck. Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 I must stop.... laughing too hard.... can't breathe.... Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Skeeter was purty durn excited over the new banner! Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 These brick-wallers are scary...in Indiana, maybe. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Sure, all of Jeremy's songs were about his turtle, but he always carried the amps. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 It sure does suck to be balding in a death metal band. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 While not pictured, the drums are just as pointy. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 They sent in their own pic. Unless your band has comparable racks, don't bother sending your band's pic. Quote
Dan Gould Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Rooster_Ties said: Not only did one of these guys suggest that this would be cool, but the other three actually agreed. Note, however, that like a row of men at the urinals, all are strenuously avoiding even a sidelong glance at any "packages". Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 Rooster_Ties said: Jeremy could have kicked himself for leaving his sunglasses on the counter. Careful not to post duplicates! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 17, 2003 Author Report Posted December 17, 2003 Dan Gould said: Not only did one of these guys suggest that this would be cool, but the other three actually agreed. Note, however, that like a row of men at the urinals, all are strenuously avoiding even a sidelong glance at any "packages". Quote
Joe G Posted December 17, 2003 Report Posted December 17, 2003 (edited) Quote I'm sorry, but if I'm naked with a bunch of my bandmates. All is lost. There is no dignity to be saved by package avoidance. As much as I love Jim and Randy, that is simply beyond my powers of comprehension. Edited December 17, 2003 by Joe G Quote
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