couw Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 if she finds the time between dusting off the cute stuff scattered around that entertainment shelve system and bringing the kitty gritty out. Quote
scottb Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 That's definitely a set of Tai Bo tapes. Quote
JSngry Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 A wannabe-wannabe. The food chain continues to lengthen. Quote
couw Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 it's what's called camouflage, or rather mimicry in this case. It confuses the predators. I still see them circling on this Board though Quote
Alexander Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 b3-er said: From that site: So you're gonna be on Cribs... We've got a few pointers to make your CRIBS taping the best it can be!... They left out some of the most important principles of Cribs: 1. The scarier you are, the more cute children you have to have around the house. Scowling, tattooed freaks make the best dads! 2. You must have no personal possessions other than cars, clothes, and shoes, and then you must have more than any human being could possibly use. 3. Your house should look like a Model Home at all times. There should be nothing in the house to indicate that anyone actually lives there. 4. When yo dawgz be chillin' at yo crib, they have to dress as though they're hanging out in someone's basement. The more expensive the furnature, the sloppier the clothes. And finally... 5. Your refrigerator must be empty of all food and drink except a Forty and a bottle of Crystal. Quote
Joe G Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 And, your refrigerator must be stainless steel and HUGE! And the most important feature of all: flat screen tvs in EVERY room, including the "pool area" and the bathroom. Quote
chris Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 The truly sad thing is that I have more than a few pictures of myself and my high-school and for-a-few-years-after garage rock band that would fit right into this site, though I don't see as many obligatory bottles of jack and hanging cigarettes from the lips as were in vogue then... Quote
couw Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 chris said: The truly sad thing is that I have more than a few pictures of myself and my high-school and for-a-few-years-after garage rock band that would fit right into this site, though I don't see as many obligatory bottles of jack and hanging cigarettes from the lips as were in vogue then... NOW we want to see those of course... Quote
Joe G Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 We'll provide the captions free of charge! Quote
Chrome Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Dmitry said: Wow! What exactly is being "pixilated" here? That could explain a lot of things. Quote
Alexander Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 Joe G said: And, your refrigerator must be stainless steel and HUGE! And the most important feature of all: flat screen tvs in EVERY room, including the "pool area" and the bathroom. There are also some principles that apply to specific genders: Women: At least one room should be completely decorated in the same color (ie: blue), and you should have an outfit that matches. At least one room in the house should be leopard or tiger print. Your bedroom should have a frilly four-poster bed and a metric ton of teddy bears (be sure to point out the ones sent by fans or celebrities). Men: You should have a room dedicated to sports memoribilia, all of which was given to you (and autographed) by celebrities that you hang with (be sure to mention that they are your dawgz). If you are a velvet voiced R&B singer, be sure make an appropriate comment when you show your bedroom ("Now we come to the room that all you ladies been dyin' to see: My bedroom. This is where I get my swerve on...") Quote
Joe G Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 (edited) Quote What exactly is being "pixilated" here? That could explain a lot of things. "Trailing clouds of glory", no doubt. Edited December 19, 2003 by Joe G Quote
Chrome Posted December 19, 2003 Report Posted December 19, 2003 (edited) ... and lest we think it's only rock bands: Edited December 19, 2003 by Chrome Quote
Jazzdog Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 Big Al said: Joe G said: And I think I see a Jennifer Aniston movie on the shelf... It is: Picture Perfect Who wants to make a bet that that is is girlfriends house? Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 20, 2003 Author Report Posted December 20, 2003 Jazzdog said: Big Al said: Joe G said: And I think I see a Jennifer Aniston movie on the shelf... It is: Picture Perfect Who wants to make a bet that that is is girlfriends house? Do you really think he has a girlfriend? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 Chrome said: Dmitry said: Wow! What exactly is being "pixilated" here? That could explain a lot of things. Judging by where the pixels are, I'd say the tiger did more than just try to eat Roy (or Seigfried or whoever) and this is the resultant love child... Quote
Jazzdog Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 AfricaBrass said: Jazzdog said: Big Al said: Joe G said: And I think I see a Jennifer Aniston movie on the shelf... It is: Picture Perfect Who wants to make a bet that that is is girlfriends house? Do you really think he has a girlfriend? Yes, and I also bet that he is wearing HER shirt! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 20, 2003 Author Report Posted December 20, 2003 Jazzdog said: AfricaBrass said: Jazzdog said: Big Al said: Joe G said: And I think I see a Jennifer Aniston movie on the shelf... It is: Picture Perfect Who wants to make a bet that that is is girlfriends house? Do you really think he has a girlfriend? Yes, and I also bet that he is wearing HER shirt! He looks like the kind of guy that would take himself to dinner, get himself drunk, and then take advantage of himself. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 20, 2003 Report Posted December 20, 2003 AfricaBrass said: He looks like the kind of guy that would take himself to dinner, get himself drunk, and then take advantage of himself. Probably tell all his friends the next day what a tramp he was as well! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 20, 2003 Author Report Posted December 20, 2003 Jazzmoose said: AfricaBrass said: He looks like the kind of guy that would take himself to dinner, get himself drunk, and then take advantage of himself. Probably tell all his friends the next day what a tramp he was as well! Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 A classic, worth of revisiting. Thank you. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 They've added some new ones since we last visited this thread... Slapfight at the emOK Corral. Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted May 25, 2004 Report Posted May 25, 2004 The NuMetal to Emo Conversion has begun. Quote
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