What Would You Do In A Hole With $750K (U.S.)?

[JSngry]

Your opinion counts!

[jazzbo]

Buy a Real Doll, body type 4, maybe one body type 7 as well if there's room, and hope the REAL Sadass doesn't find me.

[king ubu]

now you're some real sick guys!

ubu

[connoisseur series500]

I can't answer because I would never be in that kind of situation; even in a fantasy world, I would not be in that situation.

[Joe G]

I think Saddam had every intention of starting a new career once Operation Desertsomething-or-other blew over. The $750K (U.S.) came about with some help from:

[John Tapscott]

First thing, buy a new turntable. Then I'd hop on the next plane to Chicago, hit the Jazz Rrecord Mart, and dig into that recently delivered collection.

[couw]

FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE!

[minew]

Origami.

[Claude]

How many WMDs can one get with $750.000 ?

[maren]

ORIGAMI...

Edited December 15, 2003 by maren

[Christiern]

Offer a plastic surgeon $500,000.00

[Jim R]

Saddam's former handyman was scheduled to add another bedroom, a bathroom, and a kitchenette to "the hole", and he specified cash. He never got around to it, because he had "other jobs lined up".

[Guest Chaney]

I'd want an air mattress and the softest toilet paper.

Don't forget people: you have $750k BUT you're in a hole.

Oh, and an iPod.

Wait a sec! This is starting to sound preferable to my real life!

[jacman]

one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!

[Peter Johnson]

one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!

Studies show 40% of your fellow organissimites agree!

Oh, for 1979!!!*

* Or so I hear. I was only 8!

[catesta]

Saddam's former handyman was scheduled to add another bedroom, a bathroom, and a kitchenette to "the hole", and he specified cash. He never got around to it, because he had "other jobs lined up".

This really hit hits home.

I've been chasing a handyman for a week straight trying to get him to finish what he's already been paid for.

[Joe G]

one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!

This statement makes for an interesting contrast with your current signature, jacman. Talk about mixed messages!

[chris olivarez]

I'd be figuring out a way to get out of the hole and I'd have 750,000 chances to get it done.

[AfricaBrass]

one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!!

This statement makes for an interesting contrast with your current signature, jacman. Talk about mixed messages!

You should have seen the chapter that was removed from "The Night Before Christmas"....

[AfricaBrass]

Buy a Real Doll, body type 4, maybe one body type 7 as well if there's room, and hope the REAL Sadass doesn't find me.

Here's what Saddam looked like when they found him in the hole:

[Tjazz]

I guess once the money's gone, your cover's gone.

(750K doesn' t buy much cover)

[Tjazz]

Buy a Real Doll, body type 4, maybe one body type 7 as well if there's room, and hope the REAL Sadass doesn't find me.

Here's what Saddam looked like when they found him in the hole:

Doesn't look like he's in a ho. (yet)

[Joe G]

Here's what Saddam looked like when they found him in the hole:

PLEASE! NO NUDE PHOTOS!!!!!

[catesta]

PLEASE! NO NUDE PHOTOS!!!!!

he he

That would have been some funny shit, not to mention a better story if he had been found in drag or nude while watching a PPV porn movie.

[Rooster_Ties]