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You're on the lam, you got 3/4 mil, and you live in a hole under somebody's crib. Where does the money go?  

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I think Saddam had every intention of starting a new career once Operation Desertsomething-or-other blew over. The $750K (U.S.) came about with some help from:

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Saddam's former handyman was scheduled to add another bedroom, a bathroom, and a kitchenette to "the hole", and he specified cash. He never got around to it, because he had "other jobs lined up".

Posted

I'd want an air mattress and the softest toilet paper.

Don't forget people: you have $750k BUT you're in a hole.

Oh, and an iPod.

Wait a sec! This is starting to sound preferable to my real life!

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Saddam's former handyman was scheduled to add another bedroom, a bathroom, and a kitchenette to "the hole", and he specified cash. He never got around to it, because he had "other jobs lined up".

:g

This really hit hits home.

I've been chasing a handyman for a week straight trying to get him to finish what he's already been paid for.

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one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!! :lol:

This statement makes for an interesting contrast with your current signature, jacman. Talk about mixed messages! :wacko::g

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one can never go wrong with HOOKERS AND BLOW!!! :lol:

This statement makes for an interesting contrast with your current signature, jacman. Talk about mixed messages! :wacko::g

:lol::lol:

You should have seen the chapter that was removed from "The Night Before Christmas"....

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Buy a Real Doll, body type 4, maybe one body type 7 as well if there's room, and hope the REAL Sadass doesn't find me.

Here's what Saddam looked like when they found him in the hole:

Doesn't look like he's in a ho. :P (yet)

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