Ted O'Reilly Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Here's what's going to be on my tombstone: "I hate to leave while the music's playing". Or maybe, "He adapted easily to improved conditions". Have you thought about what'll be on yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Dryden Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Cremation eliminates the need for tying up real estate or the expense of a headstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spontooneous Posted July 20, 2010 Report Share Posted July 20, 2010 Sometimes Exceded Expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Garrett Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 "If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Sometimes Exceded Expectations*. * Spelling Remained A Challenge Til The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:.impossible Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 I keep reading this as "To be carved on my trombone". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted O'Reilly Posted July 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Sometimes Exceded Expectations*. * Spelling Remained A Challenge Til The End Maybe it should be "Sometimes Excedrin Expected". I keep reading this as "To be carved on my trombone". Would that be "Etched a Stretch"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 "Why Aren't You Working?" --- courtesy of Ken Nordine's "Do It Yourself Ant Farm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLYQ Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 'You have how many CDs?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Get off my lawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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