To be carved on my tombstone...

[Ted O'Reilly]

Here's what's going to be on my tombstone: "I hate to leave while the music's playing". Or maybe, "He adapted easily to improved conditions".

Have you thought about what'll be on yours?

[Ken Dryden]

Cremation eliminates the need for tying up real estate or the expense of a headstone.

[Spontooneous]

Sometimes Exceded Expectations.

[Dave Garrett]

[AllenLowe]

"If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close"

[Dan Gould]

Sometimes Exceded Expectations*.

* Spelling Remained A Challenge Til The End

[.:.impossible]

I keep reading this as "To be carved on my trombone".

[Ted O'Reilly]

Sometimes Exceded Expectations*.

* Spelling Remained A Challenge Til The End

Maybe it should be "Sometimes Excedrin Expected".

I keep reading this as "To be carved on my trombone".

Would that be "Etched a Stretch"?

[JSngry]

"Why Aren't You Working?"

--- courtesy of Ken Nordine's "Do It Yourself Ant Farm"

[PHILLYQ]

'You have how many CDs?'

[papsrus]

Get off my lawn!