Buying New Clothes? Make Sure To Wash Them!

[clifford_thornton]

There goes the neighborhood...

[Jazzmoose]

He was very white, but I won't get into his specific ethnic background....though he did have a hilarious combover.

Perhaps that will offend someone on the board!

If Donald Trump is reading, you're in big trouble!

The prophesneeze of Nostrildamus.

A sinus given...

[Pete C]

I think age and ethnicity is part of the story. Not significant, but also not a part that needs editing out.

If one had found the snot after the guy had left, rather than having witnessed the nose blowing, it would just be snot. It could have been the snot of a young, hunky white guy.

[BruceH]

Snot true! (Well, yeah.)

[Swinging Swede]

Also: "elderly". Age-ist!!!

Also: "guy" and "his" are sexist!

Perhaps one should only say that it was a person or a human. But that could be seen as speciesist.

So one should probably only say that it was a being or a creature.

[Jim Alfredson]

I saw some mass of sentient matter exude mucus from one of it's orifices into a shirt hanging on the rack. No big loss though: the shirt was something a porch monkey would wear.

Is that better?

[Christiern]

Jim, now you are going to anger the PETA people.

[Jazzmoose]

Just checking in to see if we're supposed to wash them or not...

[ejp626]

Just checking in to see if we're supposed to wash them or not...

Well, my kids get rashes if they wear clothes (even those sealed in plastic!) before being washed, so all new clothes are washed. So no worries on my end.

[Tom Storer]

my kids get rashes if they wear clothes (even those sealed in plastic!) before being washed

I agree you should wash your kids before they wear clothes.