ghost of miles Posted January 14, 2004 Report Posted January 14, 2004 Yes, a free can of SPAM!* *Free can of SPAM is not actually free nor will it be sent to your home. Shite! Not even a free box-set of blindfold tests? Oops, gotta go... my computer's crashing for some strange reason. Quote
neveronfriday Posted January 14, 2004 Author Report Posted January 14, 2004 Monty Python Spam Song Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam! Quote
Free For All Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Looks like today will be the day. I'll guess 1:35 PM Central time. Quote
chris olivarez Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) I'll guess January 16th 724pm mountain time. Edited January 16, 2004 by chris olivarez Quote
Free For All Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 I'll re-guess the 17th at 4:30 Central time. Definitely. Definitely the 17th at 4:30. I'm a very good driver. Definitely the 17th. At 4:30. Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 No, it'll be today (Friday, January 16th) probably before noon. Whomever gets it better make a big stink! I probably won't be up yet. Quote
EKE BBB Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 99.703!!! Europeans unite! We can make it before they wake up at the other side of the ocean! B) mmm, I think I got one warning! :rsmile: Quote
couw Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 He people, if we want to make this happen before the US wakes up, we gotta start posting PRONTO! Quote
couw Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 now THAT's more like it! and MORE content than many a political post at that! Way to go! That counter's spinning like mad Quote
couw Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 howsabout we go looking for the best post of the 100.000 ? Quote
couw Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Nominated for best thread: the Tyrone Washington thread Quote
tjobbe Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 what are you doing here... posting threads for the sake of posting Cheers, Tjobbe Quote
Gary Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 (edited) Nominated for best thread: the Tyrone Washington thread For selfish reasons my favourite thread was this http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php...c=4449&hl=ayler I never expected repiles like those !! Fantastic. The thread that was the most jaw dropping with every post was the 'My brother Karim' (??) - the either Mnytime is near death or the world's biggest bullshitter Thread. Was it deleted ? I couldnt find it . Edited January 17, 2004 by Gary Quote
Guest Chaney Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 THE SLEEPING GIANT IS AWAKE! AMERICA! 100K IS OURS! Quote
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