DTMX Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) "Your pirate name is: Dirty Morty Kidd" "You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!" Well that's insulting. I'm going to take what's left of my dignity and go back to the porn name thread. Edited December 5, 2003 by DTMX Quote
Peter Johnson Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Dread Pirate Vane Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Avast! Edited December 5, 2003 by Peter Johnson Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) I'm surprised this famous pirate name has not been taken. Not So Dirty Fabian "Don't Call Me Shirley" Jones Edited December 5, 2003 by catesta Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Aarrr! They got me all wrong. Me crew has mutinied and bestowed the landlubber name of RED DOG READ on me neck! What kind of blaspheemy might this be? I sailed round the Horn with old Ahab and we chewed on each other's wooden legs. Aaarr, tis a mutiny for sure! Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 I sailed round the Horn with old Ahab and we chewed on each other's wooden legs. Shouldn't this be on the cannibal thread? Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Took the words out of my mouth! You know, I've got some grand plans for that thread... Quote
jacman Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Dread Jack Redrum Respected by none, feared by all, ye are the consumate Pirate. Many men have perished at the end of your sword, many women have lost their virtue to your animalistic charm and many nations have lost their treasure forever to you. Quote
.:.impossible Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 I think we had a pirate thread here a while back..... That is some funny shit! errr, Arrrgh. Quote
Alexander Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Yarrrr! We've done the pirate thing before. My pirate name be Iron Jack Flint, and a Flinty soul I be! Yarrrrrr! Quote
BERIGAN Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Black Tom Kidd Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! reliable pirate? That must be an insult! Quote
chris olivarez Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Dread Pirate Kidd-arrghh matey!!! Quote
Jazz Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Black Tom Kidd Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! reliable pirate? That must be an insult! YAARGH! Arrr, me need another swashbuckler for me crew. I should call on Black Tom Kidd, I should. Arrrgh, no matey! Tom Kidd be a......"reliable" pirate..... Be he? Hmm, methinks we sail undercrewed for the moment.... Quote
king ubu Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 ARR!! Bloody Tom Bonney ARR!! Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Hell, the Bloody part fits well, but what the f%@# ubu Quote
couw Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 I think we had a pirate thread here a while back..... Arrrr, so we did! Every year "international talk like a pirate day." Quote
jazzypaul Posted December 9, 2003 Report Posted December 9, 2003 Black Sam Bonney Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Quote
maren Posted December 10, 2003 Report Posted December 10, 2003 What's with the Bonneys? Red Anne Bonney "Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!" But, as I said on the LAST pirate thread: "I don't wanna be a pirate!" Quote
couw Posted December 11, 2003 Report Posted December 11, 2003 can we have september 19 "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" added to the Board Calender please? :rsly: Quote
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