Rooster_Ties Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Brandy Grenola has surgically enhanced boobs, blonde hair, comes from California, spouts meaningless 'New Age' aphorisms, and is extremely flexible? Didn't she run for governor too?? Quote
7/4 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Sabrina Omaha? I don't think so. We lived on a corner: Sabrina Axel? Still doesn't work. If only we had lived on Trimmedbush Ave. Quote
JSngry Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Scooter Ames. If I change it to Scooter Aims, I guess I could do hunting-themed redneck porn. I'm sure there's a market, there's a market for everything somewhere... Quote
DTMX Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Bootsy Hopewell. But that sounds kind of silly so I'll just stick with my given porn nickname, Girth Hardwood. B) Quote
Chuck Nessa Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Wasn't Girth Hardwood in the classic "Scrubbing Bubbles"? Quote
Jim Dye Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) It sounds better when I reverse the names... Pamela Peaches Edited December 5, 2003 by Jim Dye Quote
DTMX Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Wasn't Girth Hardwood in the classic "Scrubbing Bubbles"? Yes, but "Bubbles" was a 400lb dancer from the 1930's and no amount of soapsuds was gonna make that movie worth watching. Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 "Tiger Lorraine" Do I win? That's up there. At some point we need to think of a movie title and assemble a cast with the best names listed here. Quote
Joe G Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Romancing the Bone? (Not original, I know. Just getting the ball rolling) Edited December 5, 2003 by Joe G Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Romancing the Bone? (Not original, I know. Just getting the ball rolling) Looks like a poll will need to be started at some time. Quote
Adam Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I thought the first part was not the pet's name, but your middle name. Whcih makes me Leon Durango (insert tacky growl here)(but it is good to be a Latin lover) Quote
jazzbo Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Gobez Baldwin here, pleased to meet ya. (Gobez was the name of my first pet, a mutt the result of a union of a dachshund and a Rhodesian Ridgeback, who was "gobez"--"wild" in Amharic). Quote
Free For All Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Gobez Baldwin here, pleased to meet ya. (Gobez was the name of my first pet, a mutt the result of a union of a dachshund and a Rhodesian Ridgeback, who was "gobez"--"wild" in Amharic). Now why am I not at all surprised? Quote
Dave James Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I'm likin' my chances. Pinky Coronado. Up over and out. Quote
Joe G Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 OK, various pets and various streets, but this is the best I got: Chauncey Chicken Maybe for gay porn ... Which was the pet, and which was the street? Quote
Dave James Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Just shared this game with one of my co-workers. Her porn name is Buffy Shaver. I'm not sure there can be too many that are better than that. Up over and out. Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I'm likin' my chances. Pinky Coronado. As you should. Quote
Joe G Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Posted by Dave James Just shared this game with one of my co-workers. Her porn name is Buffy Shaver. I'm not sure there can be too many that are better than that. I think we have a winner. But she needs to register as a board member to claim her prize. (Edited because that darned Catesta got in my way!) Edited December 5, 2003 by Joe G Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 She needs to post or send in a picture as well. Quote
jazzbo Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 ARR Matey, Pirate Mad John Cash wonders what would be yer pirate name? http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate.php Foind out ye swabs, or Mad John Cash will have the best name on the decks aye! Quote
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