catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Lon, you should make the pirate name thing a new thread. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Yeah, confusing pirates with porn stars could lead to all kinds of mischief...our "warning logs" could go up in flames!! Quote
jazzbo Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Then there's a quick one: discover your REAL Name. http://www.clarablog.com/newname.html I happen to be Sweet Knight. Hmmm. . .at least I'm not Chauncey Chicken! Quote
Free For All Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 My pirate/porn name is Dirty Dick Hershey. arrr? Quote
jazzbo Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Point well take re: the Pirate name and new thread started. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 My pirate/porn name is Dirty Dick Hershey. arrr? SEEE???? That's one poster banned already! Quote
Big Wheel Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Make that two. Signing off, Funky Beaver Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Since Peter Johnson is already taken. I'll take Turd Ferguson as my name, Alex. I bet I won't get much work. Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I'll take Turd Ferguson as my name, Alex. I bet I won't get much work. Well, probably not in mainstream porn, but... Quote
JSngry Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Yeah, you say "scat" in that world, and you ain't gonna get Ella Fitzgerald, that's for sure. Edited December 5, 2003 by JSngry Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Maybe I should change my name... Quote
Peter Johnson Posted December 5, 2003 Author Report Posted December 5, 2003 Yeah, you say "scat" in that world, and you ain't gonna get Ella Fitzgerald, that's for sure. Why'd you have to go and say a shitty thing like that? Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Oh, crap; now all we need is that darn turdducken, or whatever bizarre creature it's mutated into on this board... Quote
Dan Gould Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 OK, various pets and various streets, but this is the best I got: Chauncey Chicken Maybe for gay porn ... Which was the pet, and which was the street? Chauncey was an Irish Setter. Chicken was the street. Quote
Jazzdog Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I'm not sure exactly how to respond, but its either gonna be Moose Pine or Moose Bryce Moose Pine works a bit better! Quote
AfricaBrass Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I actually read Peter's instructions for this thread just now, so my name would be: Mike Caballo Quote
chuckyd4 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I always heard that you could use this to find your soap opera name, not your porn star name. And the way I heard it was to use your middle name followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Following my own rules (for soap opera star), I am: Denison Lockton Otherwise, if I follow the porn star thing, I become: Toko Lockton. I'm thinking the first one has a nicer ring. Quote
jacknife Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Following the rules I'd be: Keyna Lauderdale but my second dog's name was Chelsea and at one time I did live on Clinton Ave...Yikes!! Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 Following the rules I'd be: Keyna Lauderdale but my second dog's name was Chelsea and at one time I did live on Clinton Ave...Yikes!! I knew Knife would get involved in this nonsense. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 I'm not sure exactly how to respond, but its either gonna be Moose Pine or Moose Bryce Moose Pine works a bit better! I'm not sure I like the sound of this one... Quote
Indestructible! Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 OK, Following the rules, my porn name is Sheba Larch. But if I had to choose it for myself, well... that's easy! "Hugh Jorgan"!!! Cheers, Shane Quote
BERIGAN Posted December 6, 2003 Report Posted December 6, 2003 I always heard that you could use this to find your soap opera name, not your porn star name. And the way I heard it was to use your middle name followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Following my own rules (for soap opera star), I am: Denison Lockton Otherwise, if I follow the porn star thing, I become: Toko Lockton. I'm thinking the first one has a nicer ring. Yeah, I had heard to make your porn name, use your middle name, then the street....So, a few trainers from Borders and I were having a drink, everyone had pretty dull names, then came me............. Walter Swallow! Much beer was spilled. Cat Swallow just isn't the same is it??? Quote
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