Peter Johnson Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Alright...why not! This often comes up (hee hee hee) during rounds of the ol' drink. So let's have it! 1) The name of your first pet; then 2) The name of the street you grew up on. Although some here might say I've already got mine ( ), I'll go first: Butch Santa Monica What sort of "cast" have we got on the board? Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) How the hell can I remember the name of my first pet? Let's try... Puss Caswell Hill Edited December 5, 2003 by connoisseur series500 Quote
Late Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Hmmm ... don't know if this works: Muffin West 35th Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Mine works better switched around... street name first, pet's name second... Kipp Rhodes. OH YEAH! (wakka wakka wakka wow-wow) Quote
Free For All Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Muddy Ascot I just hate when that happens. Quote
dave9199 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Say hello to Samantha Carleton. Edited December 5, 2003 by dave9199 Quote
Dan Gould Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Well, we finally have a name that might almost plausibly be a porn name. Otherwise, I don't see the point of this game, sorry. Quote
rachel Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Myles Grand View. Man, these games *never* work for me. Quote
Dan Gould Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 OK, various pets and various streets, but this is the best I got: Chauncey Chicken Maybe for gay porn ... Quote
Peter Johnson Posted December 5, 2003 Author Report Posted December 5, 2003 Chauncey Chicken "My name is Chauncey and I'm here to cook your Chicken." "But it's not dinner time yet!" "Exactly." *Bowmp-chicka Bowm Bown* *cut to plant* Quote
Alexander Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 I don't know how well mine works: Murphy Sterling. I suppose it works...maybe... Quote
Chrome Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 (edited) Another funny way to do this is just to make up your own "George-style," as in George Costanza from Seinfield. Anyone remember the episode where George went around telling people his porn star name? His was: "Buck Naked." Mine would be: "Dante Inferno." (I'm a writer, so ...) Edited December 5, 2003 by Chrome Quote
Noj Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Reno Victoria bow chicka waka bow bow Quote
Alexander Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Another funny way to do this is just to make up your own "George-style," as in George Costanza from Seinfield. Anyone remember the episode where George went around telling people his porn star name? His was: "Buck Naked." That was a great episode. That was the one where George keeps trying to make this woman dump him, but can't seem to do it. Finally, he winds up telling her that he's a porn star and his name is Buck Naked, but it backfires. Instead of being disgusted, the woman gets turned on... Quote
PHILLYQ Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 'Lickey Flatbush' ??? That should be worth at least a few comments! Quote
Jazzmoose Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Jet Seventh Street just isn't going to cut it, guys... On the other hand, if I use one of my wife's cats and our current street, we get a bimbo I can almost picture... Brandy Grenola. Quote
catesta Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 'Lickey Flatbush' ??? That should be worth at least a few comments! That will teach you to never again name a pet Lickey. Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Honey Milford... but i still like Peter Johnson! Quote
Peter Johnson Posted December 5, 2003 Author Report Posted December 5, 2003 Brandy Grenola. I can smell the patchouli already! Quote
PHILLYQ Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Brandy Grenola has surgically enhanced boobs, blonde hair, comes from California, spouts meaningless 'New Age' aphorisms, and is extremely flexible? Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Posted December 5, 2003 Rex Route 1 here. If the pet had a feminine name then this would be even funnier! Quote
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