BruceH Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Tiger Woods drives sales of physics book sky-high A photograph showing a copy of Get A Grip On Physics by John Gribbin on the floor of Tiger Woods's wrecked SUV has seen the book rocket up Amazon's bestseller chart http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/dec/0...cs-john-gribbin Imagine if that book had instead been a copy of The Complete Stories of Franz Kafka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Or Larry Kart's JAZZ IN SEARCH OF ITSELF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BruceH Posted December 4, 2009 Report Share Posted December 4, 2009 Or Larry Kart's JAZZ IN SEARCH OF ITSELF! YES!!!! Get on this Tiger! Crash your car again with Larry's book on the passenger floor, and make sure it gets in a photo! I can send you my copy! (This is better than Oprah.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GA Russell Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 (edited) A British bookmaker is now laying odds on the size of Tiger's divorce settlement. It's 25-1 that she'll get more than half a billion dollars. http://www.theglobea...article1404091/ Edited December 17, 2009 by GA Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Kart Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Or Larry Kart's JAZZ IN SEARCH OF ITSELF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmirBagachelles Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 Tiger should really look into the next leg of his advertising career: selling product placements for spectacular annual car-wrecks. If were say, Carter-Wallace, I would pay a TON to see the tabloids with a photo of a rolled Tiger SUV, with carton of thin-skin maxi ribbed scented love gloves tossed about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 He could do commercials for Geico! Tiger and the little lizard could have a lot of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 17, 2009 Report Share Posted December 17, 2009 this is exactly how the accident went down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Kart Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 this is exactly how the accident went down. And did you see that the name of the show is "Dong News"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHILLYQ Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 two Tiger/Santa jokes: Q) What's the difference betwen Tiger and Santa? A) Santa stopped at three hos!!! Tiger went to see Santa, Santa said "Ho!Ho!Ho!, Tiger said "Where where where" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 this is exactly how the accident went down. And did you see that the name of the show is "Dong News"? Missed that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 http://video1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/12/tiger-woods-wife-outrun-video-game.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalupa Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 If his wife sues him because of infidelity and he sues her because she tried to kill(and I mean kill) him with a golf club(by breaking the window of his car after manipulating him to drive into a tree(talking about female dominance)), I then wonder: which of these group of lawyers would have the best chance to win based on the perspective the prospective winners of this case? And how could the society best gain some experience from this incident? Just asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceH Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Tiger Woods was in a car accident??? When did this happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 Tiger Woods was in a car accident??? When did this happen? Did you have a good sleep Rip, err, I mean Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Tiger is a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 instead of finding women he slept with, they should find women he HASN'T slept with. THAT would be news. (and unless I missed 'em, no jokes about "par for this hole" ? or his "putter" ? or whether he's "holding iron" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 In light of what's happened since, this thread's title is really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 It ought to be changed to "Tiger Woods, Train Wreck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave James Posted December 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 A rather unflattering portrait of Tiger aired last night on The Learning Channel. The really strange thing about his "extracurriculars' is that they weren't one night stands. Far from it. He had ongoing and rather long term relationships with many of these women. There was also a fair amount of discussion about Elin. What she knew and when she knew it. The concensus was that she was well aware of his activities prior to their marriage but that she thought she could reel him in. Nice try. When the dust settles, I think we're going to find that Tiger is a lot like Michael Jordan. Two huge egos driven by the next conquest whether it be on the basketball court, the golf course or in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Apparently, she may divorce him. If so, I wonder what affect her knowledge of his sexual escapades may have on the final settlement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalupa Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Apparently, she may divorce him. If so, I wonder what affect her knowledge of his sexual escapades may have on the final settlement. http://slatest.slate.com/id/2239106/entry/11/ and http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 I heard two separate but pretty much identical accounts today of what happened, basically third- and fourth-hand, but the original sources were independent of one another, both were fairly high up in the food chain, and both accounts were exactly the same in the essential details. So I think it rises above the level of mere "rumor," but not really to the level of "take it to the bank." So I'm not going to repeat the particulars here, but suffice it to say the gag Christmas card photos of el Tigre and his wife are apparently not far off the mark, and he hasn't been anywhere near Florida since shortly after the "incident," which is why he couldn't talk to the FHP. She, frankly, may not do so well at all in a divorce settlement if what I was told turns out to be true. So ... anyone who cares enough about this can PM me for the sordid details, but I don't think they should be repeated publicly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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