Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) Holy shit...I had this dream last night and felt I should share it with all of you. I dreamt I was a bystander on 5th Avenue during the annual Gay Rights Parade. I was standing there viewing all the drag queens sticking out their tongues at the onlookers and then in the distance I heard the theme from THE *PINK* PANTHER. I said to a fellow bystander, "What the hell is that?" She replied, "IT'S THE JAZZMOBILE"!! Low and behold there it was coming down the street. I could make out Fred Hersh and Jessica Williams (on dueling Fender Rhodes). Bill Stewart was on drums. Julian Priester was there on trombone. Dena DeRose and Chris Connor were there with their arms around each other *HUMMING* unison bass figures. Gary Burton was on vibes. WYNTON MARSALIS was mugging with Derby Hat. But out in front of the Jazzmobile, attired in Top Hat, White Gloves, White Spats, made up in BLACK FACE, HIGH STEPPING AND EATING A WATERMELON were CHRISTIERN & STAPLETON...........yelling to the spectators "HERE COME DE JAZZMOBILE" I woke up in a cold sweat !! WINGY Edited November 25, 2003 by WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Ah... may I suggest that you consult the following expert for interpretation/consultation: Dr.AFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 do we have to put up with this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I'm certainly nonplussed, but to say anything more would just fan the flames. Or in other words... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P.D. Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 ....fan the flames. Or in other words... OOOOOH....I GET IT !! Good one, Rooster. WINGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaney Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Strike one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of miles Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Give 'em enough and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) Well the night before that I dreamt I was reading Christiern explaining the true meaning of the May 8th 1929 recording by Bessie Smith (W. Clarence Williams & Eddie Lang) of I'M WILD ABOUT THAT THING. It made me feel soooo warm and fuzzy... .....I woke up singin'......"and I wake up every mornin' with a *HARD*..... .......ACHE"!! CHRISTIERN really captures the *AMERICAN EXPERIENCE* when it comes to explainin'...... FIELD HOLLERS and BLUES !! I wonder if Bessie had don "IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO" and CHRISTIERN were in charge of censoring the movie he would change it to...IT *ISN'T* NECESSARILY SO??? Sorta on the same scale as Barbra Streisand singin' I GOT PLENTY O' NOTHIN" ( To: I HAVE PLENTY OF NOTHING) WINGY Edited November 25, 2003 by WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 If Pat Cooper dies, the gig's covered, ok? I'm sleeping (better) already, knowing that the circle will be unbridled. But in the meantime, how about a few words (or more, preferably, like a new thread) about Willie Maiden, one of my favoritest cult figures and arrangers, and somebody I've been told that Wingy can elucidate on with no little fecundity to spare. Of course, who CAN spare a little fecundity in this economy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 DR. FRAUD, I forgot one interesting aspect of the dream. TINY TIM with UKE IN HAND was standing between CHRISTIERN & STAPLETON. What the hell did THAT mean?? WINGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 That Vickie Carr & Cliff Edwards were secret lovers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Now I get the "I STAY BOMBED" reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Lark Ascending Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Looks like "Deep 7: The Revenge"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Red Menace Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I beg of you to be careful, Comrade Wingy!!! As a purge victim I urge you not to stay bombed all the time, lest you share the woeful fate which befell me after I playfully yanked the Great Leader's mustache one night at a party in the Kremlin!!! He sent me on a long vacation. Here are some of the photos I brought back!!! This Organissimo safe haven I have found is warm and toasty, with friendly fellows and good spirits!!! Just do not partake too much of the spirits, I beg of you!!! And now back to my later Gato Barbieri LPs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achtung Dr. Freud Calling Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 I can't help you now Herr Vingy.........I'm taking evasive action to lose that Red Menace monkey on mein back!!! 5 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 4 Members: Achtung Dr. Freud Calling, Christiern, The Red Menace, RonF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Looks like "Deep 7: The Revenge"! OH, I'm sorry BEVERLY..... ...The Stapleton to whom I was referring in my WET DREAM was British drummer CYRIL STAPLETON. Please accept my apology if you got caught in the cross hairs. WINGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 5 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 4 Members: Achtung Dr. Freud Calling, Christiern, The Red Menace, RonF OH YEAH...CHRISTIERN....HE CAN'T HELP IT... IGNORE OPTION IS NOT WITHIN HIS MOTOR SKILLS. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT HE'LL BE PULING IN THE CORNER AND COMPLAINING TO THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS SITE. HE KINDA GOES FROM SITE TO SITE SCREAMING "LIBERALISM" YET IN ANOTHER BREATH SCREAMS "FOUL.. ....BURN THE BOOKS..AND BAN HIM" !! IT'S A PATTERN. WINGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Just so I don't get inundated with "Report This Post" emails, I am aware of this thread, thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WINGY (I STAY BOMBED) Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Just so I don't get inundated with "Report This Post" emails, I am aware of this thread, thank you! B, Oh dear...you have just taken the wind out of the WHINER'S sails. How could you BE SO MEAN?? WINGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Not now Herr Ghost, I'm still hard at vork trying to decipher that most interesting avatar created by your fellow poster Man With The Golden Arm. There's some sex thing in there, and by God I'm going to uncover zee truth!!!! Hare Doctor, I can only share what I was put through as a kid here and that that Rorschwantz image has no underlying meaning in a Freudian sense. Hints abound and the jist contained within it's gatefold would lead you to several clues that may well be up your Danube. I'm sure youv'e visited the old "infirmary" once in a "gloomy sunday" as doctor, or merely a "creeper", and put your "gold finger" on a condition possibly brought on by reading the missing holes in your "munster" cheese. You may also be "bewitched" at the prospect of diagnosing that rare kissing disease from a sudden urge to marry - "monolope". All this drivel will get you just two stars at the AMG but "man with the golden arm" knows better! Re:issue with "verve" mein freund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright Moments Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) Even though i consider myself to be reasonably intelligent, i can't make heads or tails of this thread. I trust that i am not alone. I conclude that the "truth" is one of the following: a) there is some serious alcohol or substance use involved here; B) the thread is a written manifestation of some sort of mental illness; c) this is akin to the old "no soap, radio" joke; d) there really is a "generation gap"; or e) i have entered the "matrix" Edited November 25, 2003 by Evan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 This thread is really not happening at all Evan, and makes all the sense in the world. It's merely the precursor of "going to Cleveland" for the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 It's merely the precursor of "going to Cleveland" for the holidays. Say no more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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