JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 And the Northern girls, with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night. Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 One stop shopping! B) what a great line! Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 Corporate beaver: Looks like a vacation is in order. Quote
7/4 Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 One stop shopping! Is it sucking on a bottle of mustard? WTF! Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 Portrait of George Washington as a Young Beaver: Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 The beaver's tail is so heavy that it defies the effects of weightlessness in outer space, the beaver's tail does! Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 Recruiting ad for Heidi Fleiss: Quote
BERIGAN Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old baboon And said Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell. Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (And a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair. Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine. Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 Women’s squash star Julia Beaver. REALLY! Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 (edited) Texas-sized Beaver: Edited November 21, 2003 by JSngry Quote
JSngry Posted November 21, 2003 Report Posted November 21, 2003 You think the Famous Chicken was ALWAYS famous and ALWAYS a chicken? Quote
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