Tabatha doesn't like jazz. So there!

[Ted O'Reilly]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nation...article1245175/

[Van Basten II]

i thought it was funny, don't know where i would bring her for a date, since it seems jazz club is out of question, but i'd date her she'd make me laugh. And a woman that can make me laugh well... :blush2:

Hey looking for info about her, she was married to Dave Foley (Newsradio)

Edited August 9, 2009 by Van Basten II

[Chuck Nessa]

Do all people from Canadia dream of dating tv characters?

[Van Basten II]

Well, i don't want anything to do with Dave Foley

[GA Russell]

Next week her column will be "Why I don't like the Canadian league either."

[GregK]

Do all people from Canadia dream of dating tv characters?

No.

[Van Basten II]

Next week her column will be "Why I don't like the Canadian league either."

Well the Argonauts do suck, that might be why.

Edited August 9, 2009 by Van Basten II

[Joe G]

I blame the Playboy Jazz Poll of the 1960s for convincing men (whose taste in music is inextricably tied to their sexual experiences) that, plied with enough candles, Chianti, Coltrane and jazz banter, a woman would kick off her kitten heels when a man peeled off his ascot. Playboy made jazz the new “come up and see my etchings.”

Jeez, if that were the case, I'd still be listening to Def Leppard.

[Jim Alfredson]

Fess up, Joe.

[Joe G]

Christ, man. I just 'fessed up to making out in high school to Def Leppard - what more do you want??

[JSngry]

Pictures.

[Big Al]

Pictures.

Edited August 10, 2009 by Big Al

[Big Al]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nation...article1245175/

Loved it! That was hilarious, especially this line:

"This goes on for a half-hour, which in jazz years is one song."

Again,

[Jim Alfredson]

Christ, man. I just 'fessed up to making out in high school to Def Leppard - what more do you want??

The admission that you still use the Leppard to score chicks. Isn't that how you impressed Rachel?

[Big Al]

Rachel likes Def Leppard? Hmmmm.....

[Jim Alfredson]

Like totally.

[JSngry]

What does the "F" stand for?

[Jim Alfredson]

Same as in "Boney F. James".

[JSngry]

i know...

[Guest Bill Barton]

That article is priceless. Thanks, Ted!

On a tangentially related note... When I checked out the board earlier today I did a bit of a double-take when I saw that Saxophone___Vagina is celebrating her (?) birthday. That has to be the most hilarious screen name around. I couldn't resist checking out the profile. Hasn't been seen in these parts since 2007... And, lo and behold, from Seattle. Hmmmm... Johnny E or chewy: do you know or know of this mystery person? Obviously not Tabatha

Edited August 10, 2009 by Bill Barton

[rockefeller center]

On a tangentially related note... When I checked out the board earlier today I did a bit of a double-take when I saw that Saxophone___Vagina is celebrating her (?) birthday.

It's a male Saxophone___Vagina.

[Van Basten II]

Post op ?

[Rooster_Ties]

Same as in "Boney F. James".

So I'm at a doctor's appointment this morning, and got into some small talk with the nurse. Somehow the subject of jazz comes up, and -- I swear -- the first words out of her mouth were how she was a BIG fan of BONEY JAMES -- just LOVED him, tons.

White gal, mid 50's. She also mentioned Rick Braun and David Sanborn, and one other name I can't recall (somebody I'd never heard of) -- but she mentioned the Boney one TWICE even.

It was all I could do NOT to say "Really?? BONEY F*&^ING JAMES???".

Edited August 10, 2009 by Rooster_Ties

[Joe G]

Rachel tells the story about once when she made to trip to see us playing at Baker's, and there was an African-American woman there who was celebrating her birthday. Well, this woman was having a ball, digging the band, and at some point during the night exclaimed, "It used to be Boney James, but now I got a new luv: organissimo!"

Haye Haye!

[Swinging Swede]

I will never think of John F. Kennedy the same way again!