Report: Michael Jackson has died

[catesta]

So, what you're saying is that there is a massive outbreak of Michael Jackson Zombie fear? I don't get the correlation.

I've heard the rumors about the possibility of AEG putting together a Michael Jackson Zombie tour. I guess that would be the ultimate comeback. The garden snake thing is an interesting option/idea.

I think Michael Jackson as a garden snake would actually be believable. It's also probably less expensive.

[Quincy]

So, what you're saying is that there is a massive outbreak of Michael Jackson Zombie fear? I don't get the correlation.

Of course. After all he was buried without a brain. He needs brains...

As far as the garden snake, I think Paps is saying we are moles who have good reason to fear the garden snake. At least if it's a bull snake or other constrictor.

[papsrus]

So, what you're saying is that there is a massive outbreak of Michael Jackson Zombie fear? I don't get the correlation.

Of course. After all he was buried without a brain. He needs brains...

As far as the garden snake, I think Paps is saying we are moles who have good reason to fear the garden snake. At least if it's a bull snake or other constrictor.

I think what the behavioral scientists were saying is, we think the garden snake is the most important thing to pay attention to, but it really isn't.

I think.

[Quincy]

So, what you're saying is that there is a massive outbreak of Michael Jackson Zombie fear? I don't get the correlation.

Of course. After all he was buried without a brain. He needs brains...

As far as the garden snake, I think Paps is saying we are moles who have good reason to fear the garden snake. At least if it's a bull snake or other constrictor.

I think what the behavioral scientists were saying is, we think the garden snake is the most important thing to pay attention to, but it really isn't.

I think.

Exactly, the zombies are the most important thing!

I think the behavioral scientists are oblivious to how connected we all are. When people have home pages with news agency headlines, read multiple papers & news sources onlines, have RSS feeds and so forth, you become aware of all sorts of garden snakes, be it Paris Hilton and her little dogs or sex tapes, gossip about Michael and so forth. But it doesn't mean we're paying much attention to them. Just because one can answer a simple question (Paris made a sex tape, maybe more than one) doesn't mean you've studied it in depth as opposed to planning for retirement, reading up on the possible long-term implications of global warming and so forth.

[Jazzmoose]

These scientists have obviously never encountered a zombie garden snake.

[RDK]

These scientists have obviously never encountered a zombie garden snake.

Obviously not. They're still alive.

[GA Russell]

I'm with Peter King.

[.:.impossible]

Where was everyone when James Brown died?

[papsrus]

PARIS HILTON MADE A SEX TAPE!!!???

[7/4]

PARIS HILTON MADE A SEX TAPE!!!???

With her her little dogs???

...

Edited July 8, 2009 by 7/4

[Quincy]

Where was everyone when James Brown died?

Well we know where Michael was when he was buried...

There's a thread about James Brown's death. Also a betters ones concerning his music. I wouldn't read too much into R.I.P. thread length as interest in the artist, as I think sometimes people don't know what to say beyond "loved the music & death sucks," so why bother posting that. And sometimes things go off on tangents.

Edited July 9, 2009 by Quincy

[Noj]

James Brown's music:

Jacko's:

[Hardbopjazz]

I wonder if we'll get a plane load of Michael Jackson impersonators sky jumping like there is with Elvis impersonators?

Edited July 10, 2009 by Hardbopjazz

[Rooster_Ties]

Just saw this elsewhere, and thought I'd share...

[mikeweil]

This painting hits the nail on the head, as far as Jacko's concerned!

[Hoppy T. Frog]

WHEN DID THIS AAHPPEN OH MY GOD MICHAEL JACKSON DIED??????

[JSngry]

He got hit by friendly fire when we took out Bin-Laden. Tragic.

[GA Russell]

The Michael Jackson jury has reached a verdict, which will be disclosed at 6:30 pm eastern tonight.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/02/showbiz/michael-jackson-death-trial-verdict/

[GA Russell]

AEG Live Not Guilty.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/10/02/verdict-reached-in-case-against-michael-jackson-promoter/