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I am sorry I came home from work and took an ambied (for which I have a scritpor) and expected to galla ssllleep gradually as I alwasy do , only this onr's getting just a little ....spcygothpoiv, if you hget my frtigt. I'm sage, and this is really funn and feels even bettergood, but my typing is pretty much dhot to hell foir a liitle bit. I'd better get to be and go to sleep really soon, eh>

Wow. You MFrss are even nuttirer than me.

I lorve it :g:wub::party:

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Time to celebrate! :party::party::party:

I am sorry I came home from work and took an ambied (for which I have a scritpor) and expected to galla ssllleep gradually as I alwasy do , only this onr's getting just a little ....spcygothpoiv, if you hget my frtigt. I'm sage, and this is really funn and feels even bettergood, but my typing is pretty much dhot to hell foir a liitle bit. I'd better get to be and go to sleep really soon, eh>

Wow. You MFrss are even nuttirer than me.

I lorve it :g:wub::party:

Dude, that was for real - an inadvertent episode of what the kids call "Ambien tripping". You take an Ambien & then stay awake. I have a script, so it's legit, but whereas they usually go to work gradually, this one just went BAM & had me higher than a mofo long before I actually fell asleep.

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Ambien...whoa...

Not long ago, I was on a 10 hour non-stop flight sitting next to a girl in her early 20's.

Chatting, she suddenly produced some Ambien and asked ME(?) whether I thought

she should take a whole or half of one. Having no idea, telling her so, and not wanting the responsibilty,

I watched her talking to me while, inside 5 to 10 minutes, one of her eyes began rolling up and around and around in her head

in a pretty frightful manner. I offered her my window seat, and nearly instantly she completely went OUT.

The only problem was that she had lodged her leg in-between the seat in front of her and that person's window

so that her leg was pretty much lying across this other poor woman's arm rest.

The woman called the flight attendant over and the ordeal of trying to wake this young girl began.

Meanwhile Ms. Ambien had earphones on with an iPod sitting in her lap.

The attendant said to me, "Maybe you could turn her iPod up and she'll wake up"

to which I answered, "Do you really want me to reach down there and begin fingering her iPod?"

At that moment you can hear this roar of laughter spread thru the plane.

After offering to get out of my seat so that the attendant could maneuver this girl out of this difficult situation,

a good 10 minutes of yanking this girl every which way continued and produced ZERO results.

The attendant apologized to the other woman passenger for not being able to remedy the situation

and told her that she'd just have to be patient.

About three hours later, Sleeping Cutie awoke...said she felt wonderful...refreshed!...like she had a full night's rest!

I asked her how much Ambien she had finally decided to take.

"I took half. I didn't wanna take a chance."(!!!)

I've decided to stick with "Sleepytime Extra" tea.

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