Album Covers With Implied Farting Trumpet Players

[GA Russell]

When this album first came out (in August of '64 as I recall), Al Hirt appeared at the downtown Maison Blanche department store to autograph copies, so I got mine inscribed.

It said something like, "To GA, Al Hirt"!

[Larry Kart]

This girl is holding a nice trumpet:

This girl can play!!!

http://www.tinethinghelseth.com/en/

The third movement of the Hummel! And she's so relaxed, no tension in her facial muscles at all. On the other hand, she ain't that pretty.

[Uncle Skid]

Jazz legend Poots explains how he developed his trademark perfect pitch.

[Jazzmoose]

MG

Damn...that's just wrong!

[Swinging Swede]

[Big Al]

Holy crap! She's the same age as my daughter! Now I feel like a dirty old man!

You only feel like one?

Which part of that question do you want me to answer?

[captainwrong]

My father, who was a trumpet player, used to play this record a lot when I was growing up. Yet, it never occurred, even as a potty mouthed juvenile, to me that Mr. Hirt was also playing butt trumpet in this picture. I'll never look at this record the same again.

My wife just asked me what I was laughing so hard about and I tried to explain it to her. She just rolled her eyes.

[JSngry]

Not a trumpet player, but how many album-cover fart threads do we need, really?

[JSngry]

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