the Shape test

[7/4]

S h a p e T e s t . c o m

this sounds like me:

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you're damn near normal. Do you have any idea of how rare that is? Maybe you need to lower your standards and pick up some bad habits or something. People like you are annoying as hell to the rest of us. People who answer as you did have a 1 in 3 chance of being a convicted felon. (72 times higher than normal.)

Long-Term Prognosis:

Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of libraries, sunlight, and Pee Wee Herman. This is silly- when was the last time Pee Wee Herman caused you any harm?

Edited October 2, 2008 by 7/4

[Aggie87]

Fits me to a "T":

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Your impairments will prevent you from holding a job, dating, having friends, experiencing love, or trusting other people. In other words, you're perfectly suited to become a patent attorney or game show host. Your obsession with hoarding means your creepy apartment will be jammed to the ceiling with old newspapers and discarded Kentucky Fried Chicken containers.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of oyster soup, cats, and gainful employment. This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?

[A Lark Ascending]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:

With luck, you could exist in a vegetative state, doing phone sales or selling insurance. Just don't push it; too much brain work will make your butt ache. You don't hate your mother and father, but you hate total strangers and anyone wearing blue. Prozac is prescribed in your case, lots and lots of Prozac.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of Austin Powers, cats, and the doorbell. This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?

[paul secor]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, the doorbell, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?

[Free For All]

I'm sensing a pattern.

[paul secor]

I'm sensing a pattern.

A test pattern or a pattern among Organissimo Board members?

[catesta]

I'm sensing a pattern.

You think?

This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?

This is silly- when was the last time the doorbell caused you any harm?

This is silly- when was the last time gainful employment caused you any harm?

This is silly- when was the last time Pee Wee Herman caused you any harm?

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Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are often hopeless idiots whose sole purpose in life is to serve as a bad example.

Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

The whole thing seems rather silly to me.

[A Lark Ascending]

Pee Wee Herman?

A swing clarinet player I should know about?

[jazzbo]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did are almost always crack addicts or sleazy porn film extras.

Long-Term Prognosis:

Your wild mood swings and fanatical belief in the Teletubbies will cause you trouble in life, the same way ice "caused trouble" for the Titanic. Don't feel bad- lots of worthless, messed-up people have similar problems, and you'll probably marry one. You're the kind of person that keeps divorce attorneys and homicide detectives in business.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of Pee Wee Herman, the doorbell, and clowns. This is silly- when was the last time clowns caused you any harm?

[sidewinder]

A lot of sheep-shaggers on this Board.

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:

You will need intensive psychological care for the rest of your life because of the factors described above. Stay away from other people if at all possible; just use the internet. Don't go outdoors or you're doomed. You are deeply scared of anything dangerous, violent, or threatening, which actually makes perfect sense, now that we think about it.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of cats, toasters, and bathtubs. This is silly- when was the last time bathtubs caused you any harm?

[Bright Moments]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope- put down the bottle and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run. Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back till you're straight. People who answer as you did grow up to be successful prostitutes or drug-dealers (or both).

Long-Term Prognosis:

Deep-seated fantasies about Margaret Thatcher and roto-tilling equipment means you will never be able to pass as a normal member of society. Your disorder often leads to prancing about in the middle of a busy street at midnight in leotards and a cute umbrella. This is good, because being run over by a truck removes oddballs like you from the gene pool.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of hummingbirds, vanilla ice cream, and bathtubs. This is silly- when was the last time bathtubs caused you any harm?

spot on!

[Aggie87]

A lot of sheep-shaggers on this Board.

...that's because we're Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d to the Bone!

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[Dan Gould]

Well I liked my Diagnostic Overview after asking for the Second Opinion:

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you like dogs, which is fine, except that your interest extends to the romantic. Join a dating service and don't try to work for the ASPCA. In addition, your inferiority complex is not a complex, it's real. You're inferior. Get used to it. People who answer as you did are usually reckless fools and terrible drivers.

[Christiern]

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate that you're basically normal, except for your obsession with sheep and running naked in the moonlight. Electroshock therapy might help; taking foolish inkblot tests on the internet sure as hell won't. Get a hobby (one not involving sheep) and try to keep your twisted impulses under control. People who answer as you did always cheat at card games or other pursuits.

Long-Term Prognosis:

You are destined for greatness, but only on America's Most Wanted. Your overly obsessive need for control hampers your ability to create lasting personal relationships personal unless you take hostages (and sometimes not even then). With a maladjustment as severe as in your case, the only career path for you is as a Senator or pimp.

Additional Fears:

You're also afraid of t-shirts, cats, and red cars. This is silly- when was the last time red cars caused you any harm?

Not even close, which would be okay if there was some genuine humor involved—there ain't