HOW WILL YOU DIE?

[Bright Moments]

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

ugh!!!

[GA Russell]

For "GA" it has:

While on a camping trip, you become trapped in an outhouse for days. To avoid starvation, you eat some of the waste matter floating in the toilet water. You become violently ill and die shortly thereafter.

Strangely enough, I recall posting once here about using an outhouse on a camping trip in Idaho. And as I recall, I said that all things considered it was a more pleasant experience than using a federally mandated low flush john.

edit to make the quote legible

Edited October 2, 2008 by GA Russell

[Man with the Golden Arm]

considering I've put up two of these things:

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

the part they left out is:

... then your noggin crashes thru the second story bay window and rolls down the driveway only to be blasted by the neighbor across the street who is once again blowing leaves and dirt and shit all over the place.

[Aggie87]

"Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life."

<SHUDDER>

That's gotta be the worst one yet!

[Big Deal]

Notice how Dan and I die the same death: While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.

I think I'll go back in and put in Donald.

[BeBop]

"Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life."

<SHUDDER>

That's gotta be the worst one yet!

This one's worse:

"Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will listen to trombone playing for the rest of your miserable life."

[Ted O'Reilly]

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Fuck! As if I didn't already worry about this enough everytime I'm looking at whales at the aquarium.

I got the same one. We'll be safe as long as we don't travel together.

[Harold_Z]

While you're at the circus an elephant breaks free of it's chains and knocks the tent down covering the crowd. When the police show up they shoot the elephant with a tranquilizer gun but accidentally hit you instead. You're given a monstrously large (and fatal) dose of tranquilizer.

I guess it could be worse.

[Tom 1960]

While driving down a dark country road at well over the speed limit, you hit a deer. Severely wounded and unable to move, you bleed to death in your car. Your dead body isn't discovered until the following morning.

[papsrus]

You are fatally impaled by a confederate bayonet while attending a Civil War reenactment.

WOO-HOO! I'm apparently going to live forever!!!! ... because I wouldn't be caught dead at a .............................. oops

[BruceH]

Of boredom, no doubt. (Said in my best George Sanders tones.)

[Adam]

While in a hotel pool, you are trapped underwater by the powerful suction of the pool's pump, and you drown to death.

I have the same fate.

[AllenLowe]

"you are moose hunting with Sarah Palin and you fall out of a plane."

[Randy Twizzle]

My corporate masters don't want me to know:

The web site you have tried to contact is currently blocked. If you require access to a blocked site merely send an email to UNBLOCK@______.COM with the URL of the blocked site and you will be granted access.

I can live with that.

[JSngry]

You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.

Probably so, but dammit, everybody's gonna nut before cashing in, myself included.

So there.

[Kevin Bresnahan]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway.

Shit, and here I always figured on going in bed after a lusty encounter with my 100 year old wife.

[Hardbopjazz]

Ouch.

"While under going a simple medical procedure the surgeon drops the scalpel and it slices off a section of your heart and you die while on the operating table."

[papsrus]

Ouch.

"While under going a simple medical procedure the surgeon drops the scalpel and it slices off a section of your heart and you die while on the operating table."

At least your heirs will benefit.

[catesta]

Never mind all this shit, how about some free Wii Fit?!

[papsrus]

Never mind all this shit, how about some free Wii Fit?!

Yeah, no kidding! I could use a good Wii Fit!!

[papsrus]

It can't kill you, can it?

[Van Basten II]

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Could not happen , don't have any friends

[Jazzmoose]

"Your death will be particularly slow, cruel and agonizing. You will continue to play trombone for the rest of your miserable life."

Now I'm afraid to look...

[Jazzmoose]

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

How boring. Time to break out the chainsaw...

[Shawn]

How boring. Time to break out the chainsaw...