PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

[BERIGAN]

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html

[Jazzmoose]

That's it; I'm gonna switch to farming!

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

Farming? You sure you don't want to be put in charge of cranking out names for the new product line?

[RDK]

Ben & Jerry's new ad campaign?

[catesta]

Somebody better inform PETA that Ben & Jerry no longer own the company.

Unilever

[sidewinder]

[Man with the Golden Arm]

all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby"

[Noj]

Am I alone in finding it interesting that cow's milk is (almost) universally accepted as more appetizing than human milk? Don't get me wrong, I love milk--but this idea that the milk from our own women is somehow less palatable than bovine breast excretions is ironic. I mean, wouldn't a lady's breast milk, if pasteurized, fortified with vitamins A&D, and refrigerated to an ice cold temperature be just as good? I don't remember what it tastes like.

They'd need a lot of lactating ladies to churn out all those flavors!

[RDK]

all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby"

[blajay]

Am I alone in finding it interesting that cow's milk is (almost) universally accepted as more appetizing than human milk? Don't get me wrong, I love milk--but this idea that the milk from our own women is somehow less palatable than bovine breast excretions is ironic. I mean, wouldn't a lady's breast milk, if pasteurized, fortified with vitamins A&D, and refrigerated to an ice cold temperature be just as good? I don't remember what it tastes like.

They'd need a lot of lactating ladies to churn out all those flavors!

It is kinda strange, but I hear ya. We are pretty much the only mammals that only drink other mammals' milk. Except cats, and we feed them that, and they get diarrhea.

[RDK]

No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner.

[BERIGAN]

No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner.

NOW called, they would like your home address!

[papsrus]

No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner.

NOW called, they would like your home address!

So it's simple. All we have to do is teach cows to cook and everybody's happy.

... I think ...

[Chuck Nessa]

I will never buy a pork/pineapple cone again.

[Christiern]

I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding.

[Chuck Nessa]

I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding.

You don't look like it. Wishes unfulfilled.

[Christiern]

Don't remind me!

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding.

....the end result being a cute -- albeit slightly blotchy looking -- boy.

[JSngry]

Human breast milk is quite tasty.

[chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez]

PETA is making a mockery of itself. maybe we should ban see-and-says for explotation of "the cow says mooooooooo" sound. fuck peta. im not eating no titty ice cream. unless it comes with a signed certificate guaranteeing its from susan sarrandon

[Rooster_Ties]

PETA is making a mockery of itself. maybe we should ban see-and-says for explotation of "the cow says mooooooooo" sound. fuck peta. im not eating no titty ice cream. unless it comes with a signed certificate guaranteeing its from susan sarrandon

[Jazzmoose]

all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby"

Man, I'm not even tempted!

[Jim Alfredson]

I don't know; there might be a serious market for "Titty Ice Cream". How one would go about making it, is another question altogether.

Isn't one of the reasons we drink cow's milk is because they are constantly making it (meaning the cows)? Women only make it as long as their children need it (and sometimes it dries up before the child is weened).

Then again, there is that whole history of the "wet nurse", which I never quite understood.

[Jazzmoose]

I don't know; there might be a serious market for "Titty Ice Cream". How one would go about making it, is another question altogether.

Isn't one of the reasons we drink cow's milk is because they are constantly making it (meaning the cows)? Women only make it as long as their children need it (and sometimes it dries up before the child is weened).

Then again, there is that whole history of the "wet nurse", which I never quite understood.

Blaaaaaaaaaaarp! Wrong answer, Jim. Cows work the same way as other mammals; they would stop producing milk as well if they weren't milked regularly.

[Jim Alfredson]

Ah. So do some cows dry up naturally even though they are milked?

Without getting too personal, we had to put both Zora and Stella on formula quicker than we would have liked to, even though they were both feeding regularly.