BERIGAN Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 That's it; I'm gonna switch to farming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Farming? You sure you don't want to be put in charge of cranking out names for the new product line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Ben & Jerry's new ad campaign? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Somebody better inform PETA that Ben & Jerry no longer own the company. Unilever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Am I alone in finding it interesting that cow's milk is (almost) universally accepted as more appetizing than human milk? Don't get me wrong, I love milk--but this idea that the milk from our own women is somehow less palatable than bovine breast excretions is ironic. I mean, wouldn't a lady's breast milk, if pasteurized, fortified with vitamins A&D, and refrigerated to an ice cold temperature be just as good? I don't remember what it tastes like. They'd need a lot of lactating ladies to churn out all those flavors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blajay Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Am I alone in finding it interesting that cow's milk is (almost) universally accepted as more appetizing than human milk? Don't get me wrong, I love milk--but this idea that the milk from our own women is somehow less palatable than bovine breast excretions is ironic. I mean, wouldn't a lady's breast milk, if pasteurized, fortified with vitamins A&D, and refrigerated to an ice cold temperature be just as good? I don't remember what it tastes like. They'd need a lot of lactating ladies to churn out all those flavors! It is kinda strange, but I hear ya. We are pretty much the only mammals that only drink other mammals' milk. Except cats, and we feed them that, and they get diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner. NOW called, they would like your home address! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 No, nothing wrong with human breast milk, Jon, but you try locking your wife in a barn all day with cold suction cups strapped to her teats and see how she'll react when you demand she also cook you dinner. NOW called, they would like your home address! So it's simple. All we have to do is teach cows to cook and everybody's happy. ... I think ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I will never buy a pork/pineapple cone again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding. You don't look like it. Wishes unfulfilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christiern Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Don't remind me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I believe my mother drank a cup of chocolate syrup before each feeding. ....the end result being a cute -- albeit slightly blotchy looking -- boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Human breast milk is quite tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chewy-chew-chew-bean-benitez Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 PETA is making a mockery of itself. maybe we should ban see-and-says for explotation of "the cow says mooooooooo" sound. fuck peta. im not eating no titty ice cream. unless it comes with a signed certificate guaranteeing its from susan sarrandon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster_Ties Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 PETA is making a mockery of itself. maybe we should ban see-and-says for explotation of "the cow says mooooooooo" sound. fuck peta. im not eating no titty ice cream. unless it comes with a signed certificate guaranteeing its from susan sarrandon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 all i know is I shouldn't a tried to Google Image "Chubby Hubby" Man, I'm not even tempted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't know; there might be a serious market for "Titty Ice Cream". How one would go about making it, is another question altogether. Isn't one of the reasons we drink cow's milk is because they are constantly making it (meaning the cows)? Women only make it as long as their children need it (and sometimes it dries up before the child is weened). Then again, there is that whole history of the "wet nurse", which I never quite understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't know; there might be a serious market for "Titty Ice Cream". How one would go about making it, is another question altogether. Isn't one of the reasons we drink cow's milk is because they are constantly making it (meaning the cows)? Women only make it as long as their children need it (and sometimes it dries up before the child is weened). Then again, there is that whole history of the "wet nurse", which I never quite understood. Blaaaaaaaaaaarp! Wrong answer, Jim. Cows work the same way as other mammals; they would stop producing milk as well if they weren't milked regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ah. So do some cows dry up naturally even though they are milked? Without getting too personal, we had to put both Zora and Stella on formula quicker than we would have liked to, even though they were both feeding regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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