Rooster_Ties Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 (edited) What I got in this morning's e-mail... Edited October 24, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote
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vajerzy Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 My time is running out. If I don't move this twenty million, I'm going to lose out on a huge business opportunity. Perhaps I should emphasize the urgency of the matter by writing my E-mails in all capital letters. I could intrigue my recipients by stressing the need for utmost secrecy, or flatter them by saying that I know they're dependable and trustworthy. Show me the Money!! Wonder what happened to all the religious preachers who wanted people to send them money so they can be personally prayed for.....the one that said to send a copy of your hand and $100.00 and he will place his hand on yours.....the one who wanted money for his Ministry.......you know- the Sunday morning ones on TV and a few Saturday mornings mixed in..... oh wait...they're all in JAIL.... Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 (edited) Check out BET on Sunday nights (sometime around or after 10pm, at least here in Central Time). Robert Tilton still does his thing, and it's still as madening / sad-as-hell / funny as ever!!!! Edited October 24, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote
Rooster_Ties Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 (edited) Edited October 24, 2003 by Rooster_Ties Quote
vajerzy Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 That's the guy!!! He's on Comedy Central, right?? Didn't 60 minutes or something similar do an expose on him- they looked in the dumpster behind his office and found all sorts of letters, handprints and other personal items from people wanting their wishes granted- but no money. Amazing what people will believe. Quote
Alexander Posted October 24, 2003 Report Posted October 24, 2003 And people wonder why I'm an atheist... Quote
BERIGAN Posted December 23, 2003 Author Report Posted December 23, 2003 (edited) wonder if there is some secret message in this email I got???? Free Cable%RND_SYB TV interlude precipitate inexhaustible touch jurisprudent retrogressive bernice headache gunny portraiture sleight cryptography blowback gratis abandon seed salaam conjecture insensible neumann conclusion deface doorkeeper fever rabies neural woodwork reeves blackboard jo buckley denebola aquila stationery articulatory wraith dross davy bureau lame corvette braggart cuff electrocardiograph sweat pen enlargeable daybreak devious rumford withdraw formulaic harshen diathermy direct audrey peruvian velours libretto galley hygroscopic dosimeter upperclassman writ spiteful but wee delphic oh, this was the subject heading..... Re: EFICNU, hundreds of arms Edited December 23, 2003 by BERIGAN Quote
Uncle Skid Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Robert Tilton is almost as bad my other favorite TV preacher: John Hagee: Watching him going off on rants about evil things like Harry Potter books never ceases to amuse me. Speaking of Robert Tilton, have you guys seen this: Farting Preacher Quote
Jim Alfredson Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 I was going to post the farting preacher... you beat me to it. Quote
Uncle Skid Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 I was going to post the farting preacher... you beat me to it. Sorry 'bout that, but that's one of my all time favorites. "Farting Preacher II: Fart Harder" isn't quite as funny as the first one -- I couldn't find a link to the original. "The most unusual feeling just went through me..... Praise God!!" :lol: Quote
street singer Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I've got a NASTY piece of spyware on my system that is apparently broadcasting the web sites I visit to marketing companies, 'cause today I got some bullshit email about things that might interest me, given my "preferences ". I've tried for three days to delete this thing--Ad-Aware and Spybot Search and Destroy aren't wiping it out, and I KNOW it's there--I can see the thing keep coming up in my Windows task list! Big Wheel, You might need to update your Spybot software. I did this recently - the next time I ran it, it found a whoooole buncha stuff it wasn't picking up before. Quote
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