the "I'm Getting Old and I Can't Find My Teeth"

[AllenLowe]

yeah, I'm gonna be 54 in about two weeks - can't remember the exact date -

Edited March 26, 2008 by AllenLowe

[AllenLowe]

yeah, I'm gonna be 54 in about two weeks - can't remember the exact date -

did I mention that already?

[AllenLowe]

"hey are those your teeth?"

"as soon as I make the final payment"

[AllenLowe]

"do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I never looked"

[AllenLowe]

anybody here ever hear of Sonny Williams?

Edited March 26, 2008 by AllenLowe

[AllenLowe]

can't find my copy of Hot Dog...

[AllenLowe]

sure wish Goldberg would come back...

[AllenLowe]

I sure wish I could remember who Sonny Williams was...

[AllenLowe]

did you ever notice that the number of posts under every post is the same and goes to the higher number every time you post so that the number of posts under every post becomes the same number of posts as the last post that you posted?

[AllenLowe]

sure wish I could remember who Goldberg was....

[AllenLowe]

did you ever notice that the number of posts under every post is the same and goes to the higher number every time you post so that the number of posts under every post becomes the same number of posts as the last post that you posted?

[AllenLowe]

so it looks like, in 2003, I had already posted 5749 times or maybe I should make that 5750 or 5751 or 5752 or 5753 or 5754 or 5755 or 5756 or 5757 or 5758 or

Edited March 26, 2008 by AllenLowe

[AllenLowe]

strangely enough I like Weizen and Berigan even though neither of them has ever purchased anything from me -

[AllenLowe]

I figure once Obama gets elected and does a good job and gives us socialized medicine and puts all the Republicans under house arrest, they'll understand the error of their ways -

[AllenLowe]

the hardest thing about all this is to FORCE myself to stop making Nazi jokes on this forum -

but, you know, I was raised a Reform jew - we were so reformed, our Rabbi was a member of the Aryan Nation -

[papsrus]

I missed Tuesday completely. ....

[papsrus]

... according to my desktop calendar.

[JSngry]

Dude, I'm 52, and although not the physically spry young lad of 22 or the keenly honed intellect of 32 or the Maven Of Mellow Misanthropy of 42 that I used to be, ain't no way that I'm this fucked up!

:g :g :g :g :g

[BERIGAN]

strangely enough I like Weizen and Berigan even though neither of them has ever purchased anything from me -

I bought that anatomically correct Phyllis Diller Doll from you....don't you remember?

[papsrus]

... extenuating circumstances sometimes override the calendar ...

I was going to say I play tennis (I did say it ... damn), but then realized, so does almost every other 50-something creature within a 100-mile radius.

... hang on, something youthful will occur to me ...

[AllenLowe]

what's Tuesday?

...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out?

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

what's Tuesday?

...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out?

He told me it had teeth marks all over the buttocks. You must have lent that doll to Marv Albert before selling it to Berigan?

[BERIGAN]

what's Tuesday?

...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out?

He told me it had teeth marks all over the buttocks. You must have lent that doll to Marv Albert before selling it to Berigan?

YESSSSSSSS!

[aparxa]

but where is Tuesday ?

[BERIGAN]

what's Tuesday?

...forgot about the Phyllis Diller Inflatable Love Toy - how's it working out?

What am I, an encyclopedia???