Noj Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Since we seem to be getting in deep here, how about some metaphors for the act? "Dropping the kids off at the pool" "Launching a sea pickle" OK. I've officially hit bottom. Leftover from the first Gulf War: "launching a SCUD missile" Quote
Joe G Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Pinching a loaf Growing a monkey's tail ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry CSeries, I don't read in the jon. Quote
catesta Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Pinching a loaf Always one of my favorites. Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 With apologies to Mark...... "hanging a moose" Looks like you've created a monster, conn500! (so to speak) Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 I head for the bathroom, WHEN I'm ready to go. I take care of business, and I'm outta there. It's not like I have to coax it out... you know Younger guys always showing off!! Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Since this is a music board, maybe we should keep this topical. How about "Blue Note tunes that might have been composed on the commode"? Sounds like a Rooster thread to me. "The Procrastinator" "Stopstart" "The Rumproller" "The Sidewinder" "Totem Pole" "Ill Wind" "Hammerhead" "The Midget" "Down Under" Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 Since this is a music board, maybe we should keep this topical. How about "Blue Note tunes that might have been composed on the commode"? Sounds like a Rooster thread to me. "The Procrastinator" "Stopstart" "The Rumproller" "The Sidewinder" "Totem Pole" "Ill Wind" "Hammerhead" "The Midget" "Down Under" Excellent!! How about "Reach Out" "Settin' the Pace" "The Real Thing" and the alltime perfect one: "LD + 3" Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 Some more: "Destination Out!" "Workout/Another Workout" and the obvious...."Swing,Swang, Swinging" Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 In'n Out Point of Departure Crisis Royal Flush Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 In'n Out excellent! Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Byrd in Hand      Now that's just disgusting! Quote
wesbed Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 I've read Mosaic booklets often. Quote
Templejazz Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 (edited) Byrd in Hand       Now that's just disgusting! I just had to do it. Edited September 24, 2003 by Templejazz Quote
Dan Gould Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 So which do you think is doing a better job at driving the women away, the Babes thread or this one? Where's that damn P.U. smilie? Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 Home Cookin' Mo' Greens! Wahoo! Out of the Blue A Chip Off the Old Block Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 The Big Push Pyramid Nothin' Can Stop Me Now Quote
Templejazz Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 "Bending a biscuit".....courtesy of The Family Guy Quote
AfricaBrass Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Hootin 'n Tootin Good one! I wondered if Paul Bley got the title for his album "The Floater" from a trip to the can. Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 So which do you think is doing a better job at driving the women away, the Babes thread or this one? Where's that damn P.U. smilie? Come on, Dan. We need a little levity after the heavy-going blindfold music exam. Quote
Templejazz Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 Tender Moments The Right Touch Quote
connoisseur series500 Posted September 24, 2003 Author Report Posted September 24, 2003 Let em Roll Happy frame of Mind The Jody grind Quote
Free For All Posted September 24, 2003 Report Posted September 24, 2003 (edited) So which do you think is doing a better job at driving the women away, the Babes thread or this one? Where's that damn P.U. smilie? Sorry if anyone's offended. Ladies, please excuse our crude humor. Of course, if you've read this far........? I saw English Patient more than once. I go shoe shopping with my wife and enjoy it. BTW, her sense of humor is often as sick as mine. Also probably going to go see that "House in Tuscany" movie when it comes out. Edited September 24, 2003 by Free For All Quote
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