Digression thread: Coherence is overrated

[JSngry]

Dog=OK. Cat in Shark Suit=

Don't know which is the more disturbing possibility - that somebody did this while they were stoned, or that somebody did this when they weren't stoned.

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

So, it'd be OK if they did it AFTER they'd been stoned?

Or when they were getting ready to be stoned?

Helen: The likelihood of a bad trip is gonna be reduced by 73.2% if we do this.

Deirdre: OK Marjorie, get your duck; I'll get sewing.

Mary: I'll get the dog; he'll enjoy this...

MG

[Uncle Skid]

Stoned or not stoned wouldn't matter here -- our cat would KICK MY ASS if I tried to put him in a shark suit. The razor sharp talons of doom would insure no humiliating shark suit, and the a happy future for the duck isn't exactly guaranteed, either.

[JSngry]

But the dog looks like it was born in that thing.

[aparxa]

Please Mom, stop buying me underwear!!

[aparxa]

Purple of my new garden,

I wonder,

What's your name?

[Chuck Nessa]

Weed. What an amazing thought!

[hot scotch&lemon]

http://gu.com/p/3fn6z

..when you can't sue neighbour's ass on the spot..

Edited May 12, 2013 by hot scotch&lemon

[aparxa]

Forsythia - Checked
Daffodil - Checked
Tulip - Checked
Lilac - Checked
Lily of the Valley - Checked
Centaurea montana - Checked

Thanks for your contribution rdavenport

[JSngry]

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

Who's Ray Kelly? He looks familiar and wears the same glasses as me (except mine have a bar across the top).

MG

[BERIGAN]

Finally, Tan Mom has made a music video!!!!

http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/19/tan-mom-music-video/

[John Litweiler]

This is true: A friend was to teach a course in 18th century French literature one year. I suggested that he make the students study 17th century French philosophers as a prerequisite. That way he could put Descartes before the course.

[Son-of-a-Weizen]

Can you squeeze an orange until the pip squeaks?

[John Litweiler]

Yes, and you can squeeze a blues singer's lemon til the juice runs down his leg.

[erwbol]

Link to Guardian article.

She is already an internet sensation with a book deal – and now a movie star in the making too. Let's hope she has thanked her agent.

Edited May 30, 2013 by erwbol

[JSngry]

I gave my love a toaster that made no toast.

I gave my love a tickin' clock that told no time.

I gave my love a speedometer that had no car.

My love she took this loving gift and threw it out afar.

Oh, so true. So true.

[steve(thelil)]

You can't spell coherence without chewing poisonous plants.

Oh yeah, you can. Sorry.

[BERIGAN]

Sam Kinison is back!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5RyQiQUyo#t=10

Edited June 8, 2013 by BERIGAN

[Head Man]

Sam Kinison is back!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5RyQiQUyo#t=10

Quick......... call the Canine Defence League!

[aparxa]

Today, a fill-in-the-blank exercise:

[robertoart]

Is that a younger Allen Lowe with Macca?

[erwbol]

Link to Guardian article.

She is already an internet sensation with a book deal – and now a movie star in the making too. Let's hope she has thanked her agent.

[JSngry]

[aparxa]

18 to 675?